GoodOlBoy
03-25-2003, 11:22 AM
OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Although you appear crude, you are actually very
slick on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can
look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. Stay
away
from Moon Pies.
CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A
chitlin, however, can make something of himself if he's motivated and has
lots of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful. They can erupt
like Mount Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra.
BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - Mar 20) You have an overwhelming curiosity.You're
unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep
into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and
driven as if you had some inner hunger. Nobody in their right mind is going
to marry you, so don't worry about it.
MOON PIE (Mar 21 - April 20) You're the type that spends a lot of time on
the front porch. It's a Cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon
Pies. Big and round are the key words here. You should marry anybody who
you
can get remotely interested in the idea. It's not going to be easy. This
might be the year to think about aerobics. Maybe not.
POSSUM (Apr 21 - May 21) When confronted with life's difficulties,
'possums have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a
"don't-bother-me-about-it" attitude. Sometimes, they become so withdrawn,
people actually think they're dead. This strategy is probably not
psychologically healthy, but seems to work for you. One day, however, it
won't work and you may find your problems actually running you over.
CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21) Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an
office, you're always hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the
beach to the mountains, the pool to the golf course, the bathtub to the
living room. You tend to be not particularly attractive physically, but you
have very, very good heads.
COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards have a genius for communication.
They love to get in the "melting pot" of life and share their essence with
the essence of those around them. Collards make good social workers,
psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes, if
you are Collards, stay away from Moon Pies. It just won't work. Save
yourself a lot of heartache.
CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23) Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the
heart, although one whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You catfish
are never easy people to understand. You prefer the muddy bottoms to the
clear
surface of life. Above all else, Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies.
GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23) Your highest aim is to be with others like
yourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits. You
love to travel though, so maybe you should think about joining a club.
Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese or gravy or bacon or
butter or eggs. If you can go somewhere where they have all these things,
that serves you well.
BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a passionate desire to help
your fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best, your friends and
loved ones -- may find that your personality is much too salty, and their
criticism will probably affect you deeply because you are really much
softer than you appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybody you
want to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of
life, you can be sure that people will always pull over and stop for you.
BUTTER BEAN (October 24 - Nov 22) Always invite a Butter Bean because
Butter Beans get along well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should
be proud.You've grown on the vine of life and you feel at home no matter
what the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However, you, too, shouldn't
have anything to do with Moon Pies.
ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop a tough
exterior, but you are actually quite gentle. A good evening for you? Old
friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms and insects. You are a
throwback. You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're
not concerned with anything about today. You're really almost prehistoric
in your interests and Behavior patterns. You probably want to marry another
Armadillo, but Possum is another somewhat kinky, mating possibility.
slick on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can
look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. Stay
away
from Moon Pies.
CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A
chitlin, however, can make something of himself if he's motivated and has
lots of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful. They can erupt
like Mount Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra.
BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - Mar 20) You have an overwhelming curiosity.You're
unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep
into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and
driven as if you had some inner hunger. Nobody in their right mind is going
to marry you, so don't worry about it.
MOON PIE (Mar 21 - April 20) You're the type that spends a lot of time on
the front porch. It's a Cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon
Pies. Big and round are the key words here. You should marry anybody who
you
can get remotely interested in the idea. It's not going to be easy. This
might be the year to think about aerobics. Maybe not.
POSSUM (Apr 21 - May 21) When confronted with life's difficulties,
'possums have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a
"don't-bother-me-about-it" attitude. Sometimes, they become so withdrawn,
people actually think they're dead. This strategy is probably not
psychologically healthy, but seems to work for you. One day, however, it
won't work and you may find your problems actually running you over.
CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21) Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an
office, you're always hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the
beach to the mountains, the pool to the golf course, the bathtub to the
living room. You tend to be not particularly attractive physically, but you
have very, very good heads.
COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards have a genius for communication.
They love to get in the "melting pot" of life and share their essence with
the essence of those around them. Collards make good social workers,
psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes, if
you are Collards, stay away from Moon Pies. It just won't work. Save
yourself a lot of heartache.
CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23) Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the
heart, although one whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You catfish
are never easy people to understand. You prefer the muddy bottoms to the
clear
surface of life. Above all else, Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies.
GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23) Your highest aim is to be with others like
yourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits. You
love to travel though, so maybe you should think about joining a club.
Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese or gravy or bacon or
butter or eggs. If you can go somewhere where they have all these things,
that serves you well.
BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a passionate desire to help
your fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best, your friends and
loved ones -- may find that your personality is much too salty, and their
criticism will probably affect you deeply because you are really much
softer than you appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybody you
want to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of
life, you can be sure that people will always pull over and stop for you.
BUTTER BEAN (October 24 - Nov 22) Always invite a Butter Bean because
Butter Beans get along well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should
be proud.You've grown on the vine of life and you feel at home no matter
what the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However, you, too, shouldn't
have anything to do with Moon Pies.
ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop a tough
exterior, but you are actually quite gentle. A good evening for you? Old
friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms and insects. You are a
throwback. You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're
not concerned with anything about today. You're really almost prehistoric
in your interests and Behavior patterns. You probably want to marry another
Armadillo, but Possum is another somewhat kinky, mating possibility.