Valigator
01-27-2005, 07:15 PM
A HUNTER'S STORY
Saturday morning a deer hunter gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch
made, puts on his long johns, grabs the gun and goes to the garage to warm up
his truck and head down to his favorite hunting area. He backs his truck out
of the garage and discovers the rain is really pouring down. It is like a
torrential downpour. There is also some snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind
is blowing 50 MPH. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the
weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so minutes
later, he puts his truck in the garage, quietly
undresses and slips back into bed. There he cuddles up to his wife's back,
now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is
really terrible." To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid dumb
husband is out hunting in that crap?"
Saturday morning a deer hunter gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch
made, puts on his long johns, grabs the gun and goes to the garage to warm up
his truck and head down to his favorite hunting area. He backs his truck out
of the garage and discovers the rain is really pouring down. It is like a
torrential downpour. There is also some snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind
is blowing 50 MPH. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the
weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so minutes
later, he puts his truck in the garage, quietly
undresses and slips back into bed. There he cuddles up to his wife's back,
now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is
really terrible." To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid dumb
husband is out hunting in that crap?"