Priceless

[gspsonny03]

I found this on another site, thought you might like it:


While she was "flying" down the road yesterday ( 20 miles over the
>> >
>>limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a
>>radar
>>gun
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>>on the other side lying in wait.
>>The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that
>>classic
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>>patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry
>>little
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>>lady ?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
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>>"Oh yeah," said the cop, " and what do you do?" while he was
>>copying
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>>down her name and address onto the ticket "I'm a rectum stretcher,"
>>she
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>>responded.
>>The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does
>>a
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>>rectum stretcher do?"
>>
>>"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my
>>way
>>up
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>>to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in.
>>I
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>>work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I
>>slowly
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>>but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
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>>"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot *******?" he asked.
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>>"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge!"
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>>Traffic Ticket - $95.00
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>>Court Costs - $45.00
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>>The Look on Cop's Face - PRICELESS
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[elkoholic]

that's good.