Valigator
02-09-2005, 12:44 AM
A lady went into her pharmacy and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, " Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replies that she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said," Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, and they'll throw the both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you cannot have any cyanide!"
The lady then reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, " Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."
The pharmacist said, " Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replies that she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said," Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, and they'll throw the both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you cannot have any cyanide!"
The lady then reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, " Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."