skeet
04-22-2005, 02:59 PM
Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee's World Series
Game 6; sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people
directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans
forward and says something to the president. Clinton stares at
the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes
his head violently. The agent then said, "Mr. President, it was
a unanimous request, from the owner of the team down to the
bat boy. And the fans would love it!
So Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "If that's what the people
want."
He gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, and
drops her right over the wall into the field. She gets up kicking,
swearing, and screaming; and the crowd goes wild; cheering,
applauding, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing and smiling, and
leans over to the agent and says, "You were right, I would have
never believed that!"
Then noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.
The agent replies, "Sir, I said, they want you to throw out the first
PITCH!"
OOOOOHHHH YEAAAHHH!!
Game 6; sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people
directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans
forward and says something to the president. Clinton stares at
the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes
his head violently. The agent then said, "Mr. President, it was
a unanimous request, from the owner of the team down to the
bat boy. And the fans would love it!
So Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "If that's what the people
want."
He gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, and
drops her right over the wall into the field. She gets up kicking,
swearing, and screaming; and the crowd goes wild; cheering,
applauding, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing and smiling, and
leans over to the agent and says, "You were right, I would have
never believed that!"
Then noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.
The agent replies, "Sir, I said, they want you to throw out the first
PITCH!"
OOOOOHHHH YEAAAHHH!!