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Valigator
05-12-2005, 08:57 AM
Written by Andy Rooney - CBS 60 Minutes


As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are
just a few reasons why:


A woman over 40 will not lay next to you in bed and ask, "What are you
thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's
usually something more interesting.

A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is,
what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40
give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with
you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if
you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they
can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what
it's like to be unappreciated.


A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best
friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.


Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends
because he knows her friends won't betray her.


Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to
a woman over 40. They always know.

A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not
true of younger women or drag queens.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than
her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if
you are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where
you stand with her.


Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.

Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coifed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 18-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free." Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.

Rocky Raab
05-12-2005, 09:37 AM
I like women who are 40+

I also like women who are 34...or 36...or 38...

;)

Hawkeye6
05-12-2005, 01:47 PM
Val:

That's a great one! I sent it to my wife. It'll be interesting tosee what her reaction is...

Hawkeye

Valigator
05-12-2005, 06:13 PM
Yea I knew there were a few of you boys who would really appreciate that one.....and giving it to your wife...if she is over forty...will really score points....

Rocky Raab
05-12-2005, 06:53 PM
My wife is my age. We've been married 35 years this July 4. Nothing fazes her or surprises her.

And the rest of your post is true, too!

Hawkeye6
05-13-2005, 05:59 AM
Originally posted by Valigator
Yea I knew there were a few of you boys who would really appreciate that one.....and giving it to your wife...if she is over forty...will really score points....

We'll see. I sent it to her at work yesterday. Last night she said she hadn't read it. Shows you where e-mails from me rate in her priority scheme.

I also sent it to several other FFOF. I'll see what theri reactions and thetiming thereof are! :)

Hawkeye

Hawkeye6
05-13-2005, 06:03 AM
Originally posted by Rocky Raab
My wife is my age. We've been married 35 years this July 4. Nothing fazes her or surprises her.

And the rest of your post is true, too!

Rocky:

You've got me beat! We're only 28 years on May 29.

H.

M.T. Pockets
05-13-2005, 07:37 AM
That's a lot of wisdom there that I wish I would have known when I was younger. My wife is 44, I'm 39. We're married 11 years with 2 great kids. I wasted a lot of years before that dating girls younger than me.

She's also a Valerie.

jon lynn
05-15-2005, 08:26 AM
What he say about my sausage?:rolleyes: