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[Valigator]

AP NewsWire
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit
Mexico. Two million Mexicans have died and over a million are injured.
The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in
shock.

Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican army control the riots.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil. Other Latin American countries are sending supplies. The European community (except France) is sending food and money. The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Mexicans.

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[Slim-Zippy]

Hey! I hear they need some replacement Iraqis, and Malaysians. If our armed services kill many more insurgents in Iraq, we can send Syria, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, and the others replacements for the insurgents they keep sending to Iraq. Send your son on Jihad and receive a newer better version in return, boy or girl, take your pick. I know, we could replace our troops in Korea and Germany with illegal aliens, too. No more whining about our GIs irritating the local population with our defensive military presence that brings millions of dollars into their economy. Lets not forget China and how helpful they are to the US on the world scene. Every full cargo container shipped from China to Wally World ought to be sent back to China full with illegal Latin Americans. No waste of valuable shipping space on those huge ships.Now that's my idea of balancing the trade deficit. That way we wouldn't have to hear the complaints about the US being selfish and not supporting Europe or the rest of the world. I'd like to see those illegal immigrants faces when they realize that the bus has taken them to the airport instead of the border. Then the rest of the world could shoulder the burden of subsidizing Latin America with the US. They want a world socialist order lets give the rest of the world a taste of what it is like to shoulder the worlds problems and then be regurgitated on for their effort.

Our new motto: If you float across, then you had better be able to fly back. Or Improving the worlds diversity one plane load at a time.