val shopping

[skeeter@ccia.com]

val was shopping at the mall, trying to get those perfect shoes to go with the perfect outfit. All of the shoes she wanted were a bit on the expensive side, however.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, she shouted, "Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!"

The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and give it a try!"

Val headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an
alligator.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side of the road where he spots val standing
waist deep in the murky bay of water, shotgun in hand.

Just then, he spotted a huge 12-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.

On the slimy bank of the swamp. Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs. The shopkeeper stood on the bank,watching in silent amazement as val struggled with the 12 footer and flipped the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out:

"CRAP..........THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"



No harm val..I just thought of you when I read this..Merry Christmas .....and happy shopping..

[BILLY D.]

hey skeeter

if i were you i'd seriously consider moving a little farther up the coast.

rumor has it that our demure lil val can become quite vindictive at times. :eek:

of course she is very diplomatic and can tell you to go to a hot place and actually have you looking forward to the trip. ;)

[gumpokc]

hehe methinks billy is right, but well all know and love Val, and while i wouldn't want to make her mad at me, I know she's got a pretty good sense of humor.