larryours
04-06-2006, 11:56 AM
A good ole boy was having a few drinks in the local bar one afternoon when in walks a woman with a duck under her arm, The good ole boy says" Where in the *@%* did you get that ugly looking pig ?" The woman replied " Sir, I'll have you know that this is a duck !" The good ole boy says " I know, I was talking to the DUCK !"