BILLY D.
04-16-2006, 09:32 PM
i am about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family and i would like your assistance. i am going to walk accross the border from the u.s. to mexico and i need to make a few arrangements.
i know you can help with this.
i plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports and immigration quotas and laws. i'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.
so would you mind telling your friend, vincente fox, that i'm on my way over?
please let him know that i will be expecting the following:
1. free medical care for my entire family.
2. english speaking government bureaucrats for all services i might need , whether i need them or not.
3. all government forms need to be printed in english.
4. i want all my kids to be taught by english speaking teachers..
5. schools need to include classes on american culture and history.
6. i want my kids to see the american flag flying on the top of flag pole with the mexican flag flying lower down.
7. please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. i will need a local mexican drivers license so i can get easy access to government services.
9. i do not plan to have any car insurance and i won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. in case one of the mexican police officers does not get the memo from president fox to leave me alone, please be sure all officers speak english.
11. i plan to fly the american flag from my housetop, put decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on the 4th of july. i don't want any negative comments or complaints from the locals.
12. i also desire a good paying job without paying any taxes and don't enforce any labor or tax laws.
13. please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say say a critical word about me, or about the strain i might put on the economy.
i know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the u.s. from mexico. i am sure president fox will not mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
however if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your v.p.
thank you so much for your kind help in this matter.
sincerely
this was plagiarized from tommy b. @ reloadersnest.
i know you can help with this.
i plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports and immigration quotas and laws. i'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.
so would you mind telling your friend, vincente fox, that i'm on my way over?
please let him know that i will be expecting the following:
1. free medical care for my entire family.
2. english speaking government bureaucrats for all services i might need , whether i need them or not.
3. all government forms need to be printed in english.
4. i want all my kids to be taught by english speaking teachers..
5. schools need to include classes on american culture and history.
6. i want my kids to see the american flag flying on the top of flag pole with the mexican flag flying lower down.
7. please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. i will need a local mexican drivers license so i can get easy access to government services.
9. i do not plan to have any car insurance and i won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. in case one of the mexican police officers does not get the memo from president fox to leave me alone, please be sure all officers speak english.
11. i plan to fly the american flag from my housetop, put decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on the 4th of july. i don't want any negative comments or complaints from the locals.
12. i also desire a good paying job without paying any taxes and don't enforce any labor or tax laws.
13. please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say say a critical word about me, or about the strain i might put on the economy.
i know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the u.s. from mexico. i am sure president fox will not mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
however if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your v.p.
thank you so much for your kind help in this matter.
sincerely
this was plagiarized from tommy b. @ reloadersnest.