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[multibeard]

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A Rabbi, Hindu Priest and a lawyer were on a road trip thru the corn belt.

Their car broke down in front of a farmers house and it was getting late. The farmer welcomed into his home, but told them that he only had enough beds for 2 and one would have to sleep in the barn.

The Rabbi said that he liked animals and he would be glad to stay in the barn.

He went to the barn, and a half hour later, there a knock at the door. The farmer opened the door and there stood the Rabbi. "I can't stay in the barn, there's a pig in there and I can't sleep with a pig".

The Hindu Priest spoke up and said that he would stay in the barn. So the Hindu Priest went to the barn. A half hour later, there was a knock at the door. The farmer opened the door and there stood the Hindu Priest. "I can't stay in the barn, there's a cow in there and I can't sleep with a cow".

The lawyer said he would stay in the barn. So off he went to the barn. A half hour later, there was a knock at the door.
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The farmer opened the door and there stood the pig and the cow.

[Valigator]

Talk about laugh out loud, now that was beautiful....I loved it....:D :D :D :cool:

[buckhunter]

Does this resemble the Shotgun Moderator?

[multibeard]

Originally posted by buckhunter
Does this resemble the Shotgun Moderator?



Any resemblance to anyone alive or dead is purely coincidental!!!!

[Valigator]

Oh Please this resembles any person with P.A. after their name...

[fabsroman]

Okay, I have heard the joke before, but I have never heard of anybody with P.A. after their name. What does P.A. mean? I would guess professional association, but that could include a lot of other professions other than lawyers. P.C. is professional corporation and that can also include a lot of professions. I can think of a lot of other things for P.A., but I cannot use those words on this board.

[Valigator]

Fabs its time for another heart to heart with you....If you and your wife ever decided to come to my neck of the woods, I would certainly hope you would pm me and let me know you were gonna be in town, we would do it up right on my dime...ok, you walkin with me, I adore you and I personally think you would make a fine friend to anyone....ok....ok...we disagree on many things....but I promise you I would walk thru fire for ya, if needed....okokokok

[BILLY D.]

hummmmm. we glazed over that nicely. val, are you a lawyer also?

[Valigator]

No but this forum and the members on it are near and dear to me...thats saying alot for the internet....Fabs has a good heart, and I bet he's a good husband and from everything I have ever read he is a fine hunter......who's gonna dislike that.......but I guage him at about 33 what do you think?????

[Valigator]

By the way Billy, how are ya doin? everything ok?

[fabsroman]

Val and Billy,

Was there some hint in Val's post about what P.A. stands for, because if there was, I still have no clue.

Val,

You are almost correct on my age. I am currently 34, but will be 35 in a couple of months. Exactly how age got brought up, I have no idea. If I am missing something that is obvious, somebody please send me a PM so I can really feel like an idiot today. At the end of the day, I would rather feel like an idiot than be an idiot.

[BILLY D.]

hey val

the "real" cowboy is the one in the middle. first, he don't have to drive, and he don't have to mess with the gate and he has complete control over the radio and the air conditioner. ;)

i'm about as fine as i can be i guess. going fishing as much as possible. crappies and bluegills are about done spawning, now it's time to hit the walleyes and northerns. got a real nice largemouth 2 weeks ago. went 7#'s +. thats a lunker here. he was so pretty i put him back. always catch enough panfish for a good shore lunch.

fishing has been a big adventure this year. every time i cast i have to holler "no" or fritz bails out of the boat and tries to retrieve the lure. that dog never ceases to amaze me. all he needs to complete his persona is a six pack, a deck of cards, a cigar and hooker looking over his shoulder. he's my best friend.

how about you? had to dodge any bad weather lately? hope not. take care lady.

[Valigator]

Thanks for cathin me up Billy, I just love you!!!!!

[BILLY D.]

Originally posted by fabsroman
Val and Billy,

Was there some hint in Val's post about what P.A. stands for, because if there was, I still have no clue.

Val,

You are almost correct on my age. I am currently 34, but will be 35 in a couple of months. Exactly how age got brought up, I have no idea. If I am missing something that is obvious, somebody please send me a PM so I can really feel like an idiot today. At the end of the day, I would rather feel like an idiot than be an idiot.

fabs

i'm clueless also.

[Valigator]

Dont feel like an idiot today Fabs, I am sure you did alot of things that helped alot of people....we all have those sh)t days....today is not one for ya....how's Nitro doin?????

I spent a few hours in the pool with my boys today....dead bird, fetch dead, and HERE and drop it.... seems to be something they all forgot....oh well tomorrow is another day....

[fabsroman]

I spent time working with Nitro Saturday morning at my parents' place before my sister's engagement party. Since that morning, it has been raining here. Essentially, it has been a monsoon. I am seeing huge puddles in places I have never seen them before. Utterly amazing.

Nitro needed a little work, but he started to remember pretty quickly.