Rules for hunting attorneys

[Valigator]

Rules for hunting lawyers
Washington state attorney season and bag limits

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1300.01 GENERAL

1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.

2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited.

3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash.

4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft.

5. It shall be unlawful to shout "whiplash", "ambulance", or "free Perrier" for the purpose of trapping attorneys.

6. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW dealerships.

7. It shall be unlawful to use cocaine, young boys, $100 bills, prostitutes, or vehicle accidents to attract attorneys.

8. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health spas, gay bars, ambulances, or hospitals.

9. If an attorney is elected to government office, it shall be a felony to hunt, trap, or possess it.

10. Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department inspection for AIDS, rabies, and vermin.

11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.

BAG LIMITS

1. Yellow Bellied Sidewinder 2
2. Two-faced Tort Feasor 3
3. Back-stabbing Divorce Litigator 5
4. Big-mouthed Pub Gut 2
5. Honest Attorney EXTINCT
6. Cut-throat 2
7. Back-stabbing Whiner 2
8. Brown-nosed Judge Kisser 2
9. Silver-tongued Drug Defender $100 bounty

[Jonesy]

Here in South Dakota there are no limits or rules. It's open year around with no limits. You just have to dispose of them like you do carp, skunks or crows, by burying them so the stink doesn't bother anyone.

I didn't know you could lure a lawyer with a mere $100. Here that only works for cops and building inspecters. LOL

It's all in jest guys! Why, because I love... LOL What easy targets.

[fabsroman]

Hardy, har, har.

I have seen this one so many times, it is no longer funny. Of course, this one is a spinoff of the others. The last one I saw was from Texas when Cheney shot that attorney.

Since there isn't any bill larger than $100, attorneys still get excited over them. Me, I get excited by just finding change on the street, and there will be no BMW dealerships for me.

[BILLY D.]

val

geeeeeeeez girl, did you have a bad weekend with an attorney?

thats two lawyer posts. :D :D :D

[Valigator]

you gotta admit there isnt a better forum for the joke??????


:p

[Valigator]

No, as a matter of fact but I was browsing in the joke forum and was just continuing what was already started....Hey I got doctor jokes too ya know....

[gspsonny03]

Val, I put this joke out here a couple years ago and I don't think Fabs was much impressed with it then either.

Fabs you know we all like yah. Don't yah?

[catdaddy]

why coulndt you be a sheep,never mind i dont want ot know