stretch

[catdaddy]

so a lady is speeding down the road when a trooper pulls her over, [whats the rush] he said [iam late to work] the lady said. oh ,[well where do you work][ iam an anus stretcher] what? [yeah i stretch anuses untill the get up to 6 feet long] [what do you do with a six foot butthole] [give him a radar gun and send him down the road]