Lilred's rant of the week.....older women

[Lilred]

ya know Lilred is gittin older when....

1. she drives less than 75 mph on a daily basis
2. she stopped smoking
3. she drinks wayyyy to much coffee
4. she caint cuss as fast as she used to

and number 5...the worst of the worst....

last week i special ordered some stuff for 2 college kids. they came in on saturday mornin to pick it up. they aint remember my name so the told the girl at the front counter "the older red-headed woman in the back ordered it fer me"

:eek:

i came round the corner like white on rice...the kid ran out in the parkin lot..i musta scarit him bad....
:rolleyes:

so...it's official..bye bye 25 yrs old...bye bye daisy dukes...fast cars....i reckon i now need ta git my hair cut short too...ahhhhh them was the good old days.

Now that i'm officially an older woman...i think i'll settle down into an older woman routine.....








NOT!!!!:p
Older er not...i still got about as much spunk as a millionare that just walked in a 2 dollar hoehouse ;)

[L. Cooper]

Just looked at your profile.

From my point of view these are the rantings of a mere adolescent.

During a prolonged session in the dressing room of our Old Timer hockey team we were lamenting a pathetic loss to some younger players. One of our guys testified to his advancing age by saying, "There was a time when I believed there was no such thing as a good looking 50 year old woman. Now they're everywhere!"

There's still hope. You'll just have to wait until you're old enough.

[Gunslingergirl]

Lilred,

I can relate. People now regularly call me ma'am and I'm not even forty yet.

I'm with you though. Age is just a state of mind. A lot of people have told me I don't look my age, and I can't believe all of them are just being nice. :)

As for spunk, I have a grandmother and great aunts that are in their 90s and they're still spunky. It all has to do with your attitude. If you think you're old, you're old.

GSG

[skeeter@ccia.com]

Getting old? Still beats the alternative. I like to wake to the green side of the grass. I awoke the other day and didn't see the green side. It snowed. I thought maybe heck froze over and I got on the wrong elevator.. the one that went down instead of up. Look at the senior discounts ya can get and don't forget how hard ya worked to get to be that .....ah.....old?... I just got home a few days ago after heart attack #6. Guess one of the 3 bypasses got plugged..I spent a good day hunting last Saturday, got back to the truck and only got about a 1/10 mile down the road when it hit me and hit me hard. Whew, did make it out of the woods..they didn't have to wait for the crows to find me and I didn't have to hide the backside tight in a rock to keep the possums away...I managed to drive the 4 miles home but didn't make it into the house...instead, I hit the door and the wife came out..the rest is history after the 911 call...So yea, I want to be an old man so I can chase those wild women with the red hair around till they turn gray...and can get away with it....dirty old man...lmao...

[Gunslingergirl]

Skeeter,

I'm glad to hear everything turned out ok. That's scary.

You're right, growing older is better than the alternative. I lost my Mom when she was quite young (56) and I always remember how hard she fought to make it another year. So, I might complain a little on occasion, but I'm really grateful for every year that I get.

Also, the women on both sides of my family (Mom excepted) live forever. I have a grandmother who is 95, great aunts in the upper 90s and a great grandmother who lived to be 99. Given my genetic background, I'm not even in middle age at 37.

GSG

[BILLY D.]

For the ladies, I remembered this and dug it back up. I wish I had written it but it comes from the bottom of my heart anyway, for the gals.


Beauty of a woman

The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears
The figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair

The beauty of of woman must be seen from her eyes
Because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides

The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole
But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul

It is the care she lovingly gives
The passion that she shows
the beauty of a woman with passing years--only grows

Author Unknown

I wrote down the ditty but forgot to write down the authors name.

So ladies just remember, your not getting older, just better. Like fine wine. :)

P.S. LILRED, I have Grandaughters almost your age, now think how I feel. I'm still a boy trapped in an old mans body. :eek:

[Gunslingergirl]

Billy,

That was a nice poem. I wish more men thought that way.

GSG

[multibeard]

Lilred.

Don't let it bother you.

Just wait until they offer you a senior citizen discount and you are only 46.

[BILLY D.]

Originally posted by Gunslingergirl
Billy,

That was a nice poem. I wish more men thought that way.

GSG

Well a lot of us do but some are bothered by peer pressure and won't admit it. It's a guy thing. It looks cool to chase some 20 something when you're 60+. Not.

[Jabba]

My wife of 15 years is pregnant with our first child. We are going to be new parents at 38!!

Older... Phooey!

:D

Jabba

[Gunslingergirl]

Jabba,

Congratulations. That is so exciting.

Be sure to let us know when the baby arrives.

GSG

[Gunslingergirl]

Billy,

I suppose it may be a "guy thing". I just have never understood it.

I suppose a lot of men would say they don't understand me as well, so I guess maybe we're even. :)

GSG

[Jabba]

Men will NEVER understand women and I know WHY.

Because men are bound by the constraints of LOGIC!

:D :D

Just kidding ladies... well sort of anyway.

Jabba

[Lilred]

multibeard..lmao
you poor thing...must be the michigan weather made ya look older ;)

[Ahnkochee]

Women are like fine wine- they just get better with age...

[denton]

I'm 63.

One of the nice things about being older is that all the girls from 18 to your present age look pretty good to you. Every year, there are more attractive ladies in the world.

[fabsroman]

Jabba,

Congratulations.

I'm having my first kid and I am 35. Granted, my wife is 29. A lot of people are having kids later on in life, so don't worry about it.

[Jabba]

I ain't skeered!

well, maybe a little... but not really!

My ol'lady is 38 too. We've been married for 15 years.

Jabba

[Lilred]

BTW...Jabba..I can explain why men dont understand women and vise versa.

Ya'll git a cup of coffee, relax and take notes iffin ya need ta.

Ya see..women has got this here "what are you gonna do fer me" attitude.
Men got this here "what are you NOT gonna do fer me" attitude.

Like this...men dont want women to bug em all the time and they dont want their clothes pressed...they dam sure dont want their wife to pack salads in ther lunch and they dont want women to clean up the garage.

Women want men to give em attention, they do want to git their man's clothes just so, they do want to pack salads cause they think it's savin their man from a heart attack and they want to clean their man's garage so they can git more attention and the circle starts over again.

So, here's how to remedy that there situation.

Ya'll stay away from each other until it's time to...well...yeah. To hell with the clothes cause both of ya'll will probaly look like crap to somebody else anyhow...to hell with the heart attack crap cause if yer gonna die...you might as well not die of starvation first....and last but not least...the garage.
Make just enough room to do yer yeahs in and fergit about it.

So....in short...dont give a rat's butt and go on with it...

That there was an exerpt from The Lilred Book of Filosofy ;)

[Valigator]

You kill me Lilred....yea I am at that point where I am suppose to dress "age appropiate" now what the heck does that mean? Mumu's and slippers? I test everything at the grocery store...if the women are lookin two or three times at me and hittin their husbands when I pass by...I am doin ok.....yesterday was a good day!!!!!:D

[Lilred]

Dam straight girl....git it while the gittins good honey ;)

[Slim-Zippy]

Thank God for mature women. They know what they want, when they want it, and how they want it. And "it" is just about anything from their coffee in the morning to "yeah". They don't have the pretensions, silliness, or unreal expectations of young girls. They also understand men at least the smart, mature, older women and let us keep deluding ourselves without popping our bubbles or bruising our egos. They also have learned to take risks and try new things. If I wasn't married I would probably would drown myself with older women.

My wife was teasing me and asked if I thought a pretty 25 year old girl was sexy? I told her only if I didn't have to hear her speak.

[skeeter@ccia.com]

Slim, that explains why God makes the mans hearing loss when older in the freq range of the womans voice...one last gift. I don't mind a womans conversation but not when they bark...if I ever needed a hearing aid...would for sure get one I can turn down for those needed times. As it is, I have exceptional hearing ...can hear a mouse walk a mile away....