The Sexiest Man on Huntchat contest!

[Lilred]

Calling all MALE Hunt Chat members!
Post your pic here and be entered in the Sexiest Man on Huntchat contest! Besides baskin in all yer glory...the ladies will send ya somethin special if ya win!

Here's the rules....there are none.
:p
oh wait....all entries have to be posted by Jan 10th.
Us ladies are judge and jury..so impress us with your looks and whatever else :eek: :D (kiddin ya'll)

OK fellas...strut yer stuff!!

[fabsroman]

Since I have been following this topic in the Ladies forum and Skeet broke his camera, I'll get it started. This should be fun, or maybe that should be funny.

I'll start with hunting-wear:

[fabsroman]

Next, formal wear

[fabsroman]

Last but not least, about as swim-wear as I get (i.e., I hate swimming):

[icequeen]

whoohoo fabs! thems nice ...umm... fish you got there. ;) :D

[DogYeller]

Here's one of me and a nice African Pompano I caught in Hawaii.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/Lazysob/tom-fish1.jpg

[Rocky Raab]

My official book jacket photo...

[M.T. Pockets]

I'd like to enter my son, I'm just the older one in the photo that takes him hunting.

Fabs, you and your friends sure do dress nicer than my friends & I do when we have a drink. We're usually cleaning birds in our hunting outfits.

[fabsroman]

This is getting fun already and it hasn't even been up for half a day yet.

MT,

That's no fair going with the "cute" picture. Since I only have a daughter on the way in 4 months, I can't post any of those pics yet, but I do have some dog pics that might meet the "cute" category. See, initially I thought I would go with a theme like they do in the beauty pageants (i.e., formal wear dress, swim suit, and casual wear). Okay, here is my "cute" entry. Best I could do on short notice.

[Lycanthrope]

Treating men like pieces of meat.......

I feel so........dirty.

........


Oh wait....I like that.


http://members.bellatlantic.net/~jefwolfe/Lycanthrope.JPG

[buckhunter]

Dp ya think Fabs is campaing hard for this one?

[Dan Morris]

If I showed you mine, I'd have to kill ya! Loprofile....
LOL
:D
Dan

[gspsonny03]

Yeah, it looks like he wants it pretty bad, but it looks like he might have some competition with the other three guys and maybe the dog too.:D :D

[fabsroman]

Buckhunter,

It's nice to see you posting. Hope you have a great holiday season.

Nitro is a lot better looking than me. I just figured I would have some fun with this thread since shotgunning, waterfowling, and hunting dogs have been a little slow lately.

[BILLY D.]

I protest, I think there ought to be a senior division. How in the heck is old dudes like me and Sonny supposed to win. This is like Britney being compared against Gina Lolobrigida.

Sides that Sonny and me can cook better than those young pups. :p


Bill


P.S. I'd take Gina. She still looks finer than frog fur. I don't care if she is 78.;)

[petey]

I got one that'll take the cake! You boy's got nuttin on a Petey with a Mullet! This was taken at our most recent 80's party. This should just make some of you redneck gals just start salivating. The ol' Wife Beater/Mullet combo. No gal can resist!

"Come on Feel the Noise!"

[gspsonny03]

Billy, I was thinking the same thing, but then Rocky put his picture out there. So I wouldn't have a chance there either. Guess I might as well stick with the cookin. Good thing that my wife and dog think I'm cute. I tell you I just get no respect. :D :D

[fabsroman]

Petey,

That pic is hilarious. I never would have guessed that it was you.

[buckhunter]

Us oldies would never make it in this contest. Now if we had one to "see who most looks like a whale" then I might post to that.

Have at it youngins. You'll look like the majority of us soon enough.

[Gunslingergirl]

O.k., this is my kind of contest.

Gotta say, Petey, the mullet and Wife Beater combo is a bit scary. Good for a laugh, but still scary.

Keep the pictures coming guys!

GSG

[Lilred]

I tell ya...you boys are makin this difficult. Petey..that there looks like ya stepped offa the magic bus in 1974 lol....that's a good un.

And fer you not-so-young-whippersnappers...some of the ladies like older men ;)

Keep em comin ya'll...:D :D

[Andy L]

Joe Dirt!!!

[Dan Morris]

OK, as this appears to be beyond us loprofilers, I'm gonna withdraw.....LOL
Dan

[Lycanthrope]

Here's a beer for huntchat..........sheesh Petey I had that haircut back in '87 too!

http://members.bellatlantic.net/~jefwolfe/lycsbeer.JPG

[fabsroman]

Dan,

There's no crying in baseball, just like there is no withdrawing in huntchat. Plus, it is tough to withdraw when you haven't actually entered. LOL

[TreeDoc]

Here's my college graduation photo.

My twin brother will be posting his soon.

Who do we contact to collect our winnin's?

[Nulle]

Now "WHY" did I just do that ? I agree with Billy.

[Steverino]

I think that your gun is the sexiest that I've seen in some time.:D Now if you can dig up a barechested pic of you nursing some poor fawn or injured duckling back to health, you'll be in business!:D

[Lycanthrope]

But...he loses points for an empty gun.

[skeet]

Good shot on the empty gun thingie

[gspsonny03]

I thought that we weren't allowed to use the word " thingie". :)

[Nulle]

I am thinking you "boys" need to post some pictures and also keep your glass full lol

[fabsroman]

Who knows, maybe he has one in the chamber.

[BILLY D.]

Now I could make a snide remark about that crab..........But I'll let it slide. :eek:

[Dom]

Holly Smokes, the youngsters are making this difficult. I had to go back a couple of days to even think about competing! Waidmannsheil, Dom.
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid221/p1b4f3740e688696251d38155f3562a20/eb85f84e.jpg

[Wolvie]

Hi Ya`ll,..
Thought I would try,...I thought i would try some KILLER pics,..lolol

[Valigator]

My my my....I fell in love a good five times.....

[Wolvie]

I call this the Wolvie LOOK !!

[gspsonny03]

Lilred, this is the best I can do. No dress pictures.

[fabsroman]

Man oh man do I wish I could get some pheasants like that down here. That is way better than getting dressed up in a tuxedo. Heck, any bad day in camo is better than a good day in a tux.

[Valigator]

Hey Sonny, fine fine speciman of a male...oh and you looked great too..........love those dogs...:D

[gspsonny03]

Thanks Val, but I know you had to be talking about the dogs all along. ;)

Fabs: just fly out to North Dakota and I'll show you all the Pheasants you can possibly shoot in a day.

[fabsroman]

GSP,

Would it be okay to bring my dad, because I might take you up on the offer for next year. He has been bugging the hell out of me for several years about going out west to do some pheasant hunting, but we have never gotten around to it. He also wants to see a lot of other things out west too. I might be able to make a fun vacation out of the entire thing.

[Lilred]

Hey Fabs...you quit tryin to change the subject on this here thread...fore i haveta whoop the perty right outta ya..LOL ;)

[fabsroman]

Okay, I'll stop changing the subject, but that isn't any fun. We should have to submit a poem or short story for this contest too.

[captain2k_ca]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g293/captain2k_ca/Hunting%20Pix/kimcoyote2.jpg


Here I am :)

Nice cold winter day, 300 meter shot on a coyote ;)
Sako 995 TRG-S 25.06

And posing with my bed truck with my kids :)

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g293/captain2k_ca/Joyline%2011065/P9103553.jpg

[gspsonny03]

Fabs:
If I get to go this coming Fall, I don't see that as a problem. It kind of sounds like I may be in a custody battle for my grandaughter, and I don't have a clue what that will cost me. But what ever it is it'll be worth it.
Keep in touch about it.

Sorry Lilred didn't mean to mess up your thread.

[fabsroman]

GSP,

Sorry to hear about the custody issue. Exactly what it will cost depends on how much the other party can spend. That is what is sick about our legal system. The person with the most money usually wins. I hope everything works out for you.

[skeeter@ccia.com]

Lilred, as I pick myself up off the floor here from LMAO..we need a photo of you whoopin fabs posted in the girlie contest..oh you do have a way with words..

[Lilred]

lmao...oh heyall yeah! Skeeter, I'm glad you appreciatte my onry sense of humor. So, Fabs my dear, meet ya out at shinbone alley bout high noon...whatcha think?? ;)
I think it would work out good thataway, cause I been meanin to congratulate Fabs on becomin a father-to-be. Instead of gittin a handshake he'll just git his congrats in other forms of abuse. I caint wait to see the baby pics! LOL

[fabsroman]

No thanks, I don't need a whoopin from Lilred. My brothes and sisters would never let me live it down. Plus, I am not a huge fan of pain.

[skeet]

Fabs was alyin. He does too like pain. I heard him tell a waitress in a restaurant that his motto was hurt him, beat him, make him feel cheap!! Course that was afore he was hitched. I think she took him up on the offer later. She had a few tattoos:rolleyes: among other body art:D :D I heard her say she had spurs ...or somthin like that:eek: Allus wonder'd if'n he had eny scars from that night...other than psyco..psico...well you know..in his haid!;)

[Nulle]

Well nice dog anyway

[fabsroman]

Skeet,

That must have been about 3 years ago when we went chuck hunting with Petey and the gang, and if I'm not mistaken, it was you telling the waitress that I liked that stuff. Going to dinner with you can be pretty exciting, to say the least. Since I was already dating my wife at the time, I can assure you that nothing happened between that waitress and I. Now, exactly what the two of you did after leaving the restaurant, you and she will only know.

[rattus58]

Originally posted by DogYeller
Here's one of me and a nice African Pompano I caught in Hawaii.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/Lazysob/tom-fish1.jpg

Hey Mon... we aint got no African fish in Hawaii.. We gots our own fish .. that be an Ulua ... aka Jack Crevalle :D :D :D

I suppose that was before you went cruzin hotel street as you had alluded earlier.... ;) ;) :D

[Rocky Raab]

Rattus, I caught quite a few jacks and that fish looks to be far too blocky and deep in the body to be a jack. Unless they are a whole lot different in the Pacific than the Atlantic.

[rattus58]

They are called different things in different places, along pompano.... but some varieties here have very steep forehead and weigh over 100 pounds... and great eating too... cept fer ciguatera.... :(

Aloha... :cool:

[DogYeller]

That is an African Pompano. In Hawaii it's called a Kagami Ulua.

[johnliester]

Ok, count me in too. By the way, I'm the folically challenged one on the right! Oh well. Better to be bald and sexy than.............. lol

[rattus58]

Originally posted by DogYeller
That is an African Pompano. In Hawaii it's called a Kagami Ulua.

Actually I guess you're right... you'd have to be a fisherman like my dad to understand all the differences... I do know NOW that there are specific's to the ulua family here in hawaii.... for which I guess the omilu is the most commonly caught. My brother in law actually gaffed an over 100 pounder that was black, as it swam lazily past the the boats in Wailoa River. There still is an argument about whether that was a black ulua or a white ulua, since it was so big, but it was not like yours, which seems longer like the whites, but a very steep blocky body that was really thick and deep.

I guess that the African Models were brought here..... neva mind.... :D :D Pompano... kagami ulua.... well I cannot tell the difference and till I just axed someone about got an education on it... don't make me no fisherman yet tho... so... I DO STAND CORRECTED... an African Fish wit a Japanese name.

I was also formally corrected as to its name... it trevally...

Nice fish... I've speared small papio but never anything like your fish.... Beautiful...

Aloha... Tom :cool:

[DogYeller]

Kagami is Japanese for; looking glass or mirror.

[fishnfrank]

Me and my big redfish a few years ago.

[muledeer]

I wasn't going to do this but my wife said that maybe there would be a "Old Farts" award:o
Here's the 50, the 59 and the 65:D

[muledeer]

And one more

[rattus58]

I think that the 50 is BEAUTIFUL.... :D :D

[rattus58]

Originally posted by DogYeller
Kagami is Japanese for; looking glass or mirror.

Hmmmmmm Looking glass fish..... might look good under glass.... :)

Aloha... :cool:

[muledeer]

Hey the 59 still works!;)
muledeer

[fabsroman]

The 65 is beautiful, LOL, but I already told you that a while ago. I think the 50 is pretty nice too.

[Lilred]

Since you fellas are obviously tryin to persuade the other ladies fer yer vote.....their PM mailboxes are full!!!!
Great time of day...so i'm gonna set an open thread in women hunters for the votes....we'll let ya'll know soon. :D

[johnse31]

my hunting buddy said if i posted her i gotta post me ,sorry ladies no cabin dress lol

[Dom]

Well John, guess that's fair. Welcome to HC.

By the way, tell your hunting pardner I voted for your truck ;)

Waidmannsheil, Dom.

[johnse31]

thank-you dom,
my cousin told me about this place,pretty full of info.glad to have joined.you all may know him as skeeter cia
thanks again,
john

[fabsroman]

Yep, we know skeeter. Great guy.

By the way, I'd vote for your truck too, except for the fact that it isn't a Ford. LOL

Great to have you on the board, and I completely understand where your hunting buddy is coming from. If I posted a pic of my wife in something resembling that pink outfit your hunting buddy is wearing, you can bet I would be getting smacked across the head.

[Lilred]

He gits 5 points fer the truck....:D

[skeeter@ccia.com]

Lilred, he should get 10 extra points because it isn't a ford and I wouldn't let him fool ya either. That is him in those pink shorts in the girlie section.

[fabsroman]

I guess that is fitting. Only men that wear pink underwear would drive a truck like that. Real men drive Fords. LOL

I am starting to think I am the only Ford fan in here, but I know TreeDoc has a couple of them himself.

[skeet]

Fabs, I have a Ford with a real Power Stroke. of course I also have a 1 ton Chebbie with a 454... MORE POWER less mileage. That thing sucks gas..but my wife really likes driving it:D :confused:

BTW Fabs....You're really politicing for this sexiest guy title? Think I should let momma know what you is doing??hehehe:p

[fabsroman]

I forgot about your red one and your current black one.

When I saw that you had posted on this thread, I thought it was something to do with the pink underwear, seeing as how excited you were by those waitresses at the diner. Then I remembered that the pink underwear post was in the other "sexiest" thread. LOL

Hope you are having a great time out west. It finally started to get cold here and we got a smidge of snow over the weekend. Since I can't go bicycle riding, I might as well go hunting now. Oh yeah, forgot that tax season is here and my "refund" clients want their returns finished yesterday.

[muledeer]

I like to keep everyone happy. 65 Mustang, 2005 T-Bird, 04 Tahoe, and 05 Duramax Silverado. Lilred do I get any more points or is this a push?
muledeer:cool:

[fabsroman]

I have actually been looking at the Denali and the Suburban because my future brother in-law can get me employee pricing on GM vehicles. While I love Ford, I am not willing to spend thousands of dollars more on them. I might just see if he can get me a good deal on a Corvette. I might not live to drive it because my wife would kill me, but just getting a glimpse of it might be enough.

[skeet]

Yeah Fabs.. A Corvette. Just what ya need. You trying to make more points with the gals here or What??

Fabs I like it out here. The only thing I miss is my friends...and all the traffic...and all the people. I might even sell the other small farm I have back there. They raised the D**n taxes on it again. 700 bucks+ and not even a house on it! Not that many acres either. Getting ready to have a pond put on the place in a low spot. If it gets water in it soon. It'll about double the value.

Now stop the politicking for the sexy title. Ya maight actually win by default anyway.:D :confused:

[fabsroman]

Believe it or not, I haven't really been trying to politic for the title for quite a while. I gave it a good shot at the beginning, but after that I have just been having fun with this thread.

You wanna talk about taxes being raised? All I know is that they raised the assessed value of my place by $150,000. That will translate into a higher property tax bill. It just utterly kills me. In about a year, my wife and I are going to have to make a decision regarding a potential move. She might be offered a job in Annapolis, so we would have to move out there.

By the way, what is the acreage of the other farm you are thinking about selling? I might actually be able to afford that since it doesn't have a house or two on it. PM me with the details if you are seriously thinking about selling it.

[VarmintSniper]

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m39/SuperSeal110/mike007tf2.jpg

[Wahnie]

*Note to self: Don't tick off muledeer, either up close or far away!*

I may not be the sexiest man on Huntchat, but I've got the sexiest hair! Muahaha! :D
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v107/AKGuitarist/picture014.jpg

[muledeer]

You're killing me:D :D Do you still have the Lazzeroni Warbird??
muledeer

[Wahnie]

Wow, I'm surprised yall remember that much about me. I've still got the Lazzeroni. I am in the process (long story here) of getting a new scope for it right now because I busted the guts out of the last one.

[Lilred]

Muledeer....ya got 2 more points fer the chevy :D

whanie...ya know..you look like you shoulda been in the Lord of the Rings er somethin...you woulda made a good elf. Dont laugh fellas....do ya'll have ANY idear how many women swoon over the men in that movie??

He gits big points fer that...lol

Oh..and Varimitsniper gits ponts fer the gun in his pic lol

[muledeer]

Now I'm starting to feel sorry for Fabs 1/2 point. Yeah right:D
muledeer

[Wahnie]

Originally posted by Lilred
whanie...ya know..you look like you shoulda been in the Lord of the Rings er somethin...you woulda made a good elf. Dont laugh fellas....do ya'll have ANY idear how many women swoon over the men in that movie??

He gits big points fer that...lol

But... but... I'm twice as tall as a hobbit... :p

I guess that still makes me pretty short, huh? :(

More proof that I am a sexy beast! Just a random pic my mother took of my father and I jamming (he was off to the left). I was in my own little world at the time.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v107/AKGuitarist/picture018.jpg

[rattus58]

Originally posted by BILLY D.
P.S. I'd take Gina. She still looks finer than frog fur. I don't care if she is 78.;)

It appears yer eyesights failin too... so I don't care if you can cook better than them young whelps... you can't read a cookbook... Frog fur... that warnt' no frog... it was a mink..... :D :D

[Skinny Shooter]

Ladies, here is a possible winning entry. :D

edited to add for those that do not know.
This is not me (though I did take 3/4 of this photo),
it is actually one of our most valued and beloved members here on HC. :D

[Lycanthrope]

MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fabsroman]

Lycanthrope,

Luckily, I have already experienced termporary blindness on a couple of occassions from the above pic. Over time, you start to get used to it and the pain is much less. A couple of aspirin, a shot of whiskey, and I might just be able to get to sleep tonight. LOL

[muledeer]

You finally made it public:D I sure hope we don't lose any members. I have to wear sunglasses everytime I see TD in his "hunting tutu".
Hey gals, does TreeDoc have a chance?? If you vote for him I'll have to take the pig;)
muledeer

[Nulle]

Oh Lordy I tought that was buried in the archives forever.
I was going to try and slip in with a sleeper till this hit.
Now I have to do some serious thinking

[fabsroman]

Nulle,

That one had me laughing pretty good.

[BILLY D.]

CHECK OUT MY SEXY LEGS?

I've seen better legs than that on a pool table. And your rack ain't too great either. :eek:


Bill

[Blktail]

Skinny

I can only hope that a train is due soon to put us all out of our misery!

[TreeDoc]

:eek: DAAANG!!!! I look good in Pink! :D