Stupidity knows no bounds!

[bulletpusher]

Had this one e-mailed to me by a friend and I thought I would pass it along.

"Subject: jh guards


Just like they wanted to speak to Newton and repeal the laws of physics to allow GM to get 500 mpg on new car designs. Idiots

Could this be true!!!!


You will love this one, I haven't stop laughing yet***8230;.

For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails.

A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado. Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the cattle guards immediately!!

Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to straighten him out, Vice-President, Joe Biden, intervened with a request that before any cattle guards were fired, they be given six months of retraining.

And these guys are running our country, OMG!!

Passed on to you without further comment..."


Let me know what you think of this one.

Bulletpusher

[buckhunter]

BP,

I passed this along to another Good Ole Boy from East Texas who is as liberal as anyone I have ever met. Yes he has been a farmer and cattleman.

[skeet]

If he's from East Texas...and Liberal as all git out..He AIN'T no Good ole Boy..He's.... he's..well...he's a YANKEE.. Or a YANKEE LOVER..:rolleyes:;):eek::D

[FromBearCreek]

This was going around in the Clinton era, too.

[buckhunter]

Be careful Bear Creek, I'm a Yankee and I sure as He!! ain't no damn liberal. Just kidding, we are getting a pretty strong conserative base in Massachusetts. To bad its not strong enough.

[bulletpusher]

GoodOlBoy is my Son and I can tell you right now I raised him better than that.

Yes he lives in Deep East Texas, but he ain't no liberal and he was born in Texas and he ain't no yankee either.

Now ya'll can take that and stick it in your pipe and smoke it.

Bulletpusher

P.S. Yea I know you wern't talking about GoodOlBoy (My Son) but it just seemed to fall in place. Sorry bout that.

[muledeer]

Nice to see that you're still around. Thought maybe Tree Doc might have gotten ya:eek:
muledeer

[Mr. 16 gauge]

I think I would like to see some verification on this (although I can sure enough imagine it happening).....it always has amazed me that the liberal media would love to swoop down on republicans for making such a remark, yet the current administration somehow seems to get a pass..................:rolleyes:

But here is further proof that stupidity knows no bounds:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZuE2CkQx90

For the record, "black holes" are essentially vacuums in space that suck up all matter, including light.......I'm thinking you might find some between these idiots' ears!

[FromBearCreek]

Nice to see that you're still around. Thought maybe Tree Doc might have gotten ya:eek:
muledeer

I've managed to dodge him so far - besides, the ManBEEF on this old carcass is liable to be pretty tough anyway.

[GoodOlBoy]

http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/cattleguards.asp

yeah snopes has already killed that one. But keep in mind forlks just because he didn't really say it don't mean he wouldn't. . . .

GoodOlBoy