Potty Politics!

[Larryjk]

I read on the internet that Chris Matthews thinks Newt Gingrich looks like a terrorist bomber. If we are to assume that Chris Matthews has no formal training in psychiatry (sp), I guess I don't either but it is okay to state that I think Chris Matthews looks like a child molester. After all he does talk with a slight lisp when he gets excited. Have any others noticed these things about him?

[PJgunner]

"Have any others noticed these things about him?"

Nothing that I would state in polite company. ;) Not in print either. I wouldn't want to get sued.
Paul B.

[Adam Helmer]

Larryjk,

I heard a RUMOR that Chris Matthew's MOTHER was ALSO his SISTER! Apparently, as I was told, it was a big family with few beds and FEWER blankets, so the family that beds together BRED together. Whatever?

I think Chris Matthews SHOULD have been aborted; with or without Roe V. Wade!

Adam

[Skinny Shooter]

I heard that Chelsea Clinton's father is really Janet Reno!
And when JR fell out of the ugly tree she hit every branch on the way down!

And we can't forget the thrill in chris matthews leg that obama gives him...
http://chrismatthewsleg.wordpress.com/about/

[Mr. 16 gauge]

And we can't forget the thrill in chris matthews leg that obama gives him...

Are you sure it's his "leg"?

And when JR fell out of the ugly tree she hit every branch on the way down!

Reminds me of an old "Sanford and Son" line....."Your so ugly, we could stick you face in some dough and make gorilla cookies!"

Seriously, though.....I think that when Will Ferrell played her on his SNL skits, he was better looking that she was!

[skeet]

I read on the internet that Chris Matthews thinks Newt Gingrich looks like a terrorist bomber. If we are to assume that Chris Matthews has no formal training in psychiatry (sp), I guess I don't either but it is okay to state that I think Chris Matthews looks like a child molester. After all he does talk with a slight lisp when he gets excited. Have any others noticed these things about him?

Who in H is Chris Matthews?? If he is onea them ultral liberal left wing leaning socialist commiecrat barstards I can understand why he would haveta say Newt looks like a child molester.. ANYTHING to make the conservatives look bad.. But if he really said that in public....I'd have him in court so fast it would make his head swim with wonder. Right after I used at least 2 cans of Whupass on him at the door of the ultra liberal TV station that actually allowed him to say it.

[Larryjk]

Whoa Skeet, Mathews has a Sunday morningpanel show where they pretend to talk politics. He said sometime back that Newt Gingrich looked like a terrorist bomber. I said that Mathews looked like a child molester with a lisp to his speech. But I think I like your feelings about him.