Man......it's what's for dinner

[muledeer]

I prefer a Corona with my ManBeef with a touch of lime:D
Skinny, I don't even want to witness that gaseous event:eek:
muledeer

[Skinny Shooter]

Seadog,
I'm surprised you didn't remember plain ol Beefeater. That packs a punch. :D

[muledeer]

Back to the top of the list. Couldn't let this fall too far behind.
muledeer

[captain2k_ca]

I am so hungry right now I could eat a friend!!!!!

[muledeer]

Well who's hosting the next Bar-B-Q. I had one, so did Skinny and Tree Doc. Time for another, so who's next? I mean whoooo's next:D :D
muledeer

[Mad Reloader]

How about a Celebrity Roast? I think the President of the Sierra club would be good :p

(Of course, we'll need cricket bats and Louisville sluggers for the tenderizing process--the HuntChat ladies can "Rochambeau" the nether regions if they want to help out)

Right, Nulle? ;)

[muledeer]

Well I suppose it's up to Mark and Rocky. They are the Celebrities Might be too hot for them:D Hey Rocky, could always douse you with "Coronas" :D
muledeer

[muledeer]

It's time for a ManBeef party! Who's going to be the host? Not me, and I'm not going to be the "guest of honor"! Skinny, Doc, Capt'n, anyone?:D
muledeer

[muledeer]

Yah need to keep the forum moven' Maybe a Bar-B Q is in order.
muledeer

[TreeDoc]

After all that computer log in trouble I kind of worked up an appetite. I gotta hankerin' for some manBEEF! ;)

[captain2k_ca]

Don't worry guys, its not like I am on a diet or sumthin :eek:

[buckhunter]

Man I gotta go cook up some Manbacon. I getting hungry. They maybe some scrambled brain. Ta Ta for now. Breakfast is calling.

[Seadog]

Wonder if there's been any disappearances around the Hormel plant? The way that stuff tastes, who's to know? :D

If Mad Cow Disease spreads, it could be a good time to invest in ManBEEF!

Ya'll ever wonder about the guy who first said: "You are what you eat"? Must have been an early manBEEFer. :rolleyes:

[Seadog]

Wow! After reading that vitriolic letter to America from the Lone Canadian (what the heck is his problem, anyway?), I'm wondering if ManBEEF could use a new entre - Canadian Bacon.
Not to say anything bad about the majority of Canucks - I've got some good friends north of the border. This one jerk just has me steamed . . . uh, mad. Wonder if he's brain fried? "Mmmmmm . . .fried bacon!"

[muledeer]

Manbeef is back after a short vacation. Marrow is natures creme filling (heard that somewhere):p Partytime:D I vote that GB be the next guest of honor:D
muledeer

[TreeDoc]

...I'm glad you did this....there are a lot of newbies here that haven't had the opportunity to embibe in one of our HuntChat BBQ's. Fire up the coals dude and I'll bring the manBEEF!

Hey, Captain2pok our infamous Bush Man Moderator has been gone for a while...you 'sposin he got himself ate up? :confused:

www.manbeef.com

[Seadog]

With Hunting season getting underway, and the coming Holidays, we should see an increase of interest in ManBEEF. "Take an Anti hunting!" Let 'em see a new perspective on the hunting issue, from Bambi's point of view. :p

Make it sporting. Use one of those new .17 Hummers! They say it keeps the hide intact. ;)

[DaMadman]

OK How Many pages is this thread for real. It looks like 6 and then when I go into it, it looks like it is 18 pages long.

Bring it Back to the Top
BTTT

[DaMadman]

I keep getting that the host could not be found. Is the site still up, is anyone else able to get to it or is it just me that is having a problem

[Seadog]

I get the "page cannot be displayed" error message. :(

Do we assume ManBEEF is no longer being served? :rolleyes:

[jojo]

Originally posted by muledeer
Marrow is natures creme filling (heard that somewhere):p


HAHAHA :p


DOUBLESTUFF!?!?!?!?! :D

[buckhunter]

How about a "marrow" filled donut. Awe Crispy Creams, move over we got "Crispy Marrows".:)

[Smooth&Deadly]

:p Say Guys & Gals...........


I think since this thread is getting sooooo long, whatsay we move it over to Outdoor Cooking???? Especially after that "cream filling" remark. Ran it past Mad Reloader and he's not adverse to the idea....Things are slow there anyway. Yum!

[Rocky Raab]

Hey. S&D, welcome aboard.

How will a shooter put up with all the artsy-fartsy types in Sedona? Unless you spend all your time in that little beer and burger joint at the south end of town, you won't fit in very well among the extreme leftists who infest that gorgeous area.

You and Mad Reloader ought to hook up. He lives right near there.

[Mad Reloader]

Actually, we already HAVE kind of hooked up, Rocky old buddy. ;)

Right now one of our ongoing projects is getting out of Maricopa County (TMR's currently living near Mesa, AZ) and somewhere better. Cottonwood AZ is sounding nice--though I prefer going back to Camp Verde, or the Rimrock/McGuireville area FWIW. {We're still puzzling out the best locale in that area. So far the only places OUT of the running are Prescott Valley (yuck! :p) and the aptly named Cornville. (shudder! :eek: )}
IMHO, wherever the Arizona Cabela's ends up will be my preference. (someday soon, I hope!)

Come to think of it, we DID go to a beer & burger place yesterday up towards the Cave Creek area.... :rolleyes:

Hey, is ManBeef going to stay here, or are you going to take S&D up on the move? Haven't talked to wildwolfe1 about this yet....

[captain2k_ca]

Nothing can touch MANbeef!!!!! Speakin of MANbeef, lost 15 pounds in the move.....not sure where it went.....ah well, neighbour looks ready :D :D

[TreeDoc]

manBEEF stays! Anything Goes is where it was born and where it should stay!! ;) :D

[muledeer]

Let me see if I understand this right. You had to move because all your neighbors disappeared? ManBeef must have been some slim pickens if you lost 15lbs. Hopefully you picked a neighborhood with alot of fat desk jockys.:D
muledeer

[captain2k_ca]

This is a great neighbourhood. 2 schools within walking distance. All you can eat VEAL :D :D

[TreeDoc]

:D

[mazter]

Bump Bump:D :D

You do know there is a Manbeef outdoor Recipe Thread:D

[captain2k_ca]

Bumpity Bump!!!

:D :D :D

MANbeef rules!!!!

[Skinny Shooter]

You guys have got to stop bumping this thread to the top... ;)

[Mad Reloader]

Thee Mad Reloader most graciously welcomes the "Provisional Manbeef Thread" to Outdoor Cooking.

CPT 2-k, a.k.a. "Mr. Manbeef" is accepted as head of the government-in-exile, I approve Muledeer a.k.a. "Lopeman" as XO.

Soon I will post a nice MANBEEF excerpt from the great H P Lovecraft--gonna be a long one, tho!

End Communication.

[mazter]

Just made some Manbeef Rolls to take out on a hunt, Boy they are good. Maybe MR will give us another good recipe ?;)

[muledeer]

Sorry Skinny I wasn't watching what I was doing and accidently BUMPED something:p Ate so much ManBeef followed by Coronas that I was bumping into everything:D
muledeer

[Smooth&Deadly]

As the person who raised the issue of moving the thread to Outdoor Cooking (which started out as a joke), I was surprised to see that things had heated up to the point where the thread itself is threatened with extinction. The Manbeef thread and its particularly tasty brand of humor is one of the main reasons I like this site. I love to laugh; This stuff is FUNNY , and if it isn't patently obvious that this is HUMOR, some people need to get a LIFE!!!!
I would like to share my feelings about censorship as well. IT'S JUST WRONG. I am not advocating Cannibalism, nor (as far as I can tell) are any of the other Manbeefers. By moving the thread, we can laugh about it in a "corner" where everybody isn't FORCED to listen, but can join in if they CHOOSE to. As mazter said, "if you don't like it, don't read it. Pretty simple."

The fact that the thread has been around so long and has such a high rating speaks most eloquently for itself.


Manbeef Forever!!!
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[captain2k_ca]

As MANbeef spokesman I feel the need to voice my opinion that MANbeef should be it own FORUM TOPIC!! :D :D

[Seadog]

We need to have one of our artistically inclined members come up with a design for ManBEEF patches and decals - so we can know each other out in the "field". (Friends don't eat friends!) :p
Gag gift idea for the coming Holidays - SPAM cans with a ManBEEF label! :eek:
Maybe ManBEEF can get a PETA sponsorship - no animals harmed and no plants either! Win-win for everybody - except the entre.

[Mad Reloader]

(Story time for all us ManBeefers! Hope you've got some munchys!)

The following is an excerpt from the classic H P Lovecraft story, "The Picture in the House."

In it, a traveller (mayhaps an ancestor of Clarice Sparrow?) circa 1896 takes a shortcut through the backwoods of New England, and stumbles upon a lone, dilapidated house dating from the late 1600's--which he thought was abandoned until after entering and finding not just some worn-out furniture of the 1700's, but a circa 1590's tome on the Congo region of Darkest Africa...and a singular, dishevelled old hermit fixated upon that same book. The excerpt below starts at the point where the hermit explains his "favourite part" of Pigafetta's account of Senhor Lopex the Portuguese mariner:

"As I says, 'tis queer how pitchers sets you thinkin'. D'ye know, young Sir, I'm right set on this one here." (The old man points to the twelfth plate in the 16th Century tome, the one that showed the Anzique cannibal butcher shop) "Art'er I got this book off Eben I uster look at it a lot, especial when I heered Parson Clark rant o' Sundays in his big old powdered wig! Once't I tried su'thin funny---here, young Sir, don't get skeert---all I done was ter look at the picter afore I kilt the sheep for market---killin the sheep was kinder more fun arter looking at it---" The tone of the old man now sank very low, sometimes becoming so faint that his words were hardly audible. The traveller listened to the rain, and to the rattling of the bleared and dirty small-paned windows, and marked a rumbling of approaching thunder quite unusual for the season. Once a terriffic flash of lightning shook the frail house to its foundations, but the aged whisperer seemed not to notice it.
"Killin' sheep was kinder more fun---but d'ye know, 'twa'nt quite satisfyin'. Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye---As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swear ter Gawd thet picter begun to make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy---here, set still, what's ailing ye?---I didn't do nothin', only I wondered haow 'twud be if I did---They say meat makes blood an' flesh, an' gives ye new life, so I wondered ef 'twas more the same---"

---Thee Mad Reloader's not going to give away the ending of this classic tale of horror (and ManBeef!) You'll have to read it for yourself! :p

Currently available in: The Best Of H P Lovecraft, DelRey books

[Mad Reloader]

Okay, Lovecraftiana might be a little too "high-falootin" {to quote the loveable & lovely Lilred} for everybody at HuntChat except perhaps Darkwolf {whom it creeped out totally} and S&D {who is just as much an HPL fiend as I am...or maybe just a fiend. LOL!}

Heard the following jokes this AM on FM 93 KDKB out of Phoenix, so here goes:

What's Janet Reno to Hannibal Lecter?

--A Manwich! :D

What are Hannibal Lecter's favorite ice cream flavors?

--Ben...and Jerry! :D

{Sound effect: Rimshot on the drums} :rolleyes:

[foster]

'Nuff said. I'll take a can of MANbeef any day.

http://www.pottedmeatmuseum.com/meatpics/tongues_big.jpg

[Mad Reloader]

Yeah, I'd rather give into deliciousness the ManBeef way myself...

[mazter]

The ManBeef tounge's are good to. They make a great snack & are low in fat:D

[captain2k_ca]

Tried some MANbeef shish-ka-bobs tonight....mmm, mmm good!!!

Sorry this post was getting buried :D

[Seadog]

Remember this hunting season - take an anti hunting! The guys at the lodge are gettin' hungry . . . :eek:

[Mad Reloader]

Hey, exactly when IS ManBeef season?

I know in Papua New Guinea it's 365 a year, but how about closer to home?

[red ox]

You fools refuse to let this damn foolishness die!AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[captain2k_ca]

AH!! I detect a MANbeef "non-believer" We must turn him to the powers of MANbeef!!

[sheepy]

I put some of my western friends on to HuntChat. They found no humor in the manbeef thread and no longer visit. Not exactly what sponsors would want to hear.:(

[TreeDoc]

...but as of this minute there are 9084 Members registered at HuntChat. There are 13,531 Threads with a total of 100,215 posts! Anyone that would shy away from participating on this Board because of this little "manBEEF" thread is.......well, I'll say a bit "shallow" :( This started in fun a lonnnnnng time ago and continues in that manner. Hell, this thread has outlasted the original manBEEF web site that was the beginning of this whole thing! :eek:


Those that contribute to it, whether positively or negatively, fuel its existence.

Oh! Remember....the more pages in a thread, the more advertising space our sponsors get! ;)

Long live manBEEF! :D

[captain2k_ca]

Manbeef, whether it is considered in poor taste or not(ok it is bad taste but so what :D :D )Is just for fun, and if a person refuses to visit HC because of this one little joke then too bad for them. HC will survive without them because its members can look past this and see deeper into what HC truly stand for.......and if we get rid of this thread then it will also stand that the whole topic "Almost Anything Goes" Deserves to be buried as well.....as well as any other topic that "somebody" might consider offensive.

MANbeef forever!!! :D

[Rocky Raab]

It's called Almost Anything Goes. Your post didn't pass my pretty broad rules, I'm afraid.

I'll overlook it -once- from a new member, but please keep it a little cleaner, OK?


Note to everyone else: It's in fun, OK? I don't think anyone ever cancelled their subscription to Life magazine because they sometimes ran a "missionary in a pot" cartoon. Same here!

[sniperp1]

I don't get it!? I'm sure I've read worse here but as usual, I've ben singled out!! How was what I said any worse than the subject itself?? I guess I should have said it differently..
________
Extreme Q (http://www.vaporshop.com/extreme-q-vaporizer.html)

[Rocky Raab]

I'll explain it offline, sniperp1. PM on the way.

[muledeer]

Hungry, oh so hungry. We haven't had a BBQ in so long! What's up with that ManBeefers? Doc, Skinny, Captn'. etc., lets party! I've got some elk steaks, you bring the ManBeef and I'll host the New Years Party! Already have reservasions at the "Outback" Sign up NOW!!:cool:
muledeer

[Skinny Shooter]

I continue to be amazed at how often this thread keeps getting bumped to the top of the list? :confused: :D

[captain2k_ca]

Yes Skinny, it is truly unusual how this topic always seems to find it's way to the top of the pile...

[Seadog]

to help protect the African wildlife. After reading the post on the armed Conservationists trying to protect African animals from marauding poachers - it's time to make a change in the "bushmeat trade". MANBeef would be a natural - especially with the reputation of this part of the world. Hey, they want to get back to their roots? Divert that shipload of Yugo SKS's being held by the Italians (we American collectors won't miss three shipping containers!) to arm the militia, ship in some ammo from the 'Stan - they are all set! They'll need a shipload of Kingsford's best, too. We'll have Hormel setup a processing plant, as part of the Economic Aid plan. Put an end to the famine, create jobs, protect the animals - a win-win situation! :p


(Oh, yeah - BUMP!)

[captain2k_ca]

Great idea Seadog!!!


Umm.....Bumpity BUMP :D :D

[Mad Reloader]

Cool!

Think the ManBeef crowd needs to do a junket.

Except--where do we go?

Papua New Guinea & party down with the Jaule tribe?

Or Zaire/Africa & help out them African ManBeefers?

[captain2k_ca]

OOPS!! Hit the wrong button!

[captain2k_ca]

Hmmm......kind of slow in here...

Hello???

Anybody for a bbq???

Roasted rumps....

[Mad Reloader]

Smooth&Deadly the ManBeef girl went to visit her family in Kalifornia this weekend, so it looks like just the 2 of us so far with "hankerings for victuals one can't neither raise nor buy" :D

Wait, I think Muledeer--best known to us ManBeefers as "Lopeman"--he's around here somewhere...

Anybody else up for some ManBeef BBQ?

[Seadog]

Got my bottle of Smoky Mesquite Ketchup - I'm ready! :p

Who's got the Kingsford? ;)

[captain2k_ca]

Is it my turn to bump this back to the top???

:D

[muledeer]

Yep big time BBQ soon. Bring your knives and forks and be the first one on your block to bring an Iraqi home in a box ala "Country Joe and the Fish".:D
muledeer

[Mad Reloader]

Middle Eastern ManBeef Kabobs....mmmm! :p

And here I was getting all ready to have North Korean ManBeef Teriyaki---:rolleyes:

[jojo]

North Korean "Bul Kogi" :D

[Mad Reloader]

Precisely, Jojo!

But first, Iraqi ManBeef Shawirma---:D

ManBeef Motto for these troubled times: "America's Enemies--Our Future Entrees!"

[buckhunter]

We must careful when cooking them. Suspect when we get the manbeef it will totally burnt.:D

[Seadog]

The Iraqi entrees come with a tablecloth! But check for minor contamination from petroleum products (napalm) and residual radiation. :p

[Mad Reloader]

Sooo, where's our Iraqi Manbeef-in-a-box already?

Come on, Blix--I'm HUNGRY! :D

(Your turn, Smooth&Deadly!)

[Skinny Shooter]

Just wanted to mention that maybe we shouldn't bump this back to the top anymore so I'll be the first not to.

[GoodOlBoy]

Dangit Skinny would you jest let this thread DIE please!

Brought to you by the council for Manspam the new manbeef alternative.

GoodOlBoy

[jojo]

Human Shield Kabobs.
Hollywood Spam a la Sarandon.

:D

[Seadog]

Could do with some Clooney Cutlets about now.
Southern Fried Dixie Chick.
Sour Dough Dumplings ala Hussein.
And some French Milque-Toast under a white hanky on the side.

On the other hand, I've sworn off the Grey Poupon! :p

[Skinny Shooter]

Ahhh Seadog, I see you're a member of NAMBLA.

North American ManBeef Lovers Association... :D LOL

[TreeDoc]

Glazed and Brazed Iraqi cutlets fresh off the boat.

$7.89 per pound.

[GoodOlBoy]

Sneak peek at next months special we may be getting in some French Tart! :D

GoodOlBoy

[captain2k_ca]

Glazed and Brazed Iraqi cutlets fresh off the boat.

$7.89 per pound.

Glad to see the price is coming down :D :D

[icequeen]

Breaded PETA fingers....mmmm...mmm....good!!

I just had to bump this up againhttp://www.nsgweb.com/smiles/whistle.gif


http://www.nsgweb.com/smiles/thread_dumb.jpg

[captain2k_ca]

Ya know...I was just thinking of bumping this thread agian :D

[Greywolf !]

Is that you Captain???It's me...Greywolf...been gone for a year...lost track of the Web Sight!! Came back and had to re-register under Greywolf +! to get on.

And what's the top post, same ole Man!! Hmmmmmmmmmm. This has to be the longest running post ever!!
Good to see that the sight is running and all the old names are still here. Gonna have a look around now......Later, Greywolf :D

[captain2k_ca]

Good to see you greywolf!!! Stick around this time!!!

[muledeer]

Welcome back. Word had it that Tree Doc, Skinny, and a few others had a BBQ and you were the guest of honor, at least that's what captain2k_ca said. If it wasn't U then whoooo was it. Only the Mad Reloader knows. Could it be the shy and innocent GoodOlBoy??
muledeer

[Mad Reloader]

And I'm not gonna say! :D

Bwahahahahahah!

Now let us give in to deliciousness...the ManBeef way! :p

[Grundsau]

BTT

[Skinny Shooter]

Now Grundsau, you've got to stop bumping this thread... ;)

[icequeen]

Ya...like why do you guys do that, just bump it up all the time...sheesh


:rolleyes::D

[6.5s4ever]

I wonder If they have a catagory for this in the Guiness world book of records. We could be famous!!!!!!!:D :rolleyes: ;) :) :p

[icequeen]

That would be pretty cool. This thread was started June 2, 2001.

That means it's been going for over 2 years.:eek:

[TreeDoc]

....and this is the quality programming we look for here at HuntChat.com. ;) :D

After the Nuclear Holocaust and Armegeddon, in a frazzled blown up world that no longer contains life, through the smoke and fog, there will be the remnants of simple little PC Computer flickering the last of its life through its monitor. If there was anyone left to look at it they would see on the screen......this manBEEF thread....and then.......nothing.

[Darkwolf]

Manbeef punchlines.....

"Do you know how long it takes to clean a hippie?"

"Do you know how many Politicians you have to kill to get a pound of brains?"

"You know how many lawyers we have to go through to find ONE with a heart?".....





:D :rolleyes:

[Seadog]

First you find a Frenchman . . . ;)

[mazter]

Can you get any meat off a Vegan ?? :D

[muledeer]

You mean like from a "Skinny" shooter ? I suppose you can but I'll bet it tastes like bad squash :eek:
muledeer

[mazter]

The meat off of a "Skinny"Shooter does taste bad, but not 1/2 as bad as Wallmart's Hamburger. Vegan's dont have blood in their vein's, I think its Tofu. That explain's the bad taste. No blood , No taste.:D So make sure you add alot of spice's when preparing that Vegan ManBeef.;)

[BenD]

is the site still working?

[Mad Reloader]

Going to go check it out. Failing that, will call my lady friend Smooth&Deadly (Ms. ManBeef to you!) and have her start a NEW web page for MANbeef if it comes down to it.

Oh, the Lord of the Rings has a pro-MANbeef spot in it. That one scene where the wizard Saruman tells his army of Uruk-Hai Orcs,

"You will taste Man-Flesh!"

& they all cheer.

Edited to add:

Site's still down. Rats!

[TreeDoc]

because it was said to all be a complete hoax! :(

:rolleyes:

We'll let all those non-believers think that it was. After all, what's important is that we know the truth......right muledeer? ;)

Mmmmmwwahahahahahaha! :D

[muledeer]

Over, Skinny.
muledeer

[captain2k_ca]

A hoax...yup thats it...its all a hoax....yup......

[Skinny Shooter]

Whew, I'm glad it's all OVER...

:D

[TreeDoc]

it's just BEGINNING!!!! :eek:

[Skinny Shooter]

nuni
inni
outi
Clinton


We came,
We saw
We tasted
We withdrew... :D

[GoodOlBoy]

But at least ya didn't inhale!

GoodOlBoy

[Mad Reloader]

Time for TMR's Literary List of MANbeef references:

"A Modest Proposal", by Jonathan Swift. A compelling pro-ManBeef argument!

"Lord of the Rings," by J.R.R. Tolkein. You gotta love those Uruk-Hai Orcs of the White Hand! ;)

"The Picture in the House" by Howard Phillips Lovecraft. Best ManBeef short story ever! JMHO here....:rolleyes:

"The Time Machine" by H.G. Wells. Since I mentioned Orcs...Equal time for Morlocks! Right, Darkwolf???

[mazter]

I have a whole left over case of ManBeef, Just sitting in the Freezer. Im glad i stocked up on it.

And I bet Klinton did inhale.:D

[Skinny Shooter]

I'm surprised no one has bumped this lately. Frankly I'm glad it hasn't been... ;)


Over

[Skinny Shooter]

I'm surprised no one has bumped this lately. Frankly I'm glad it hasn't been... ;)

[Nulle]

Guess you just did = thing is like Clinton and just wont go away LOL

[GoodOlBoy]

bleh

GoodOlBoy

[6.5s4ever]

Are you up yo your (OLD...... Tricks) again Skinny? Shame on you for bumping this again. Some OLD people just cant seem to leave things alone!:D :cool: :D

[Mad Reloader]

Say--got another one fer y'all with regard to movies with ManBeef references--

The Lord of the Rings--The Two Towers has just been released on video this week. :D

It's got some ManBeef action!!! :eek:

(That bit where the Orcs are going to devour Merry & Pippin because they ran out of rations....) :rolleyes:

[Skinny Shooter]

;)

[mazter]

I just watched the Plane Crash movie where they did eat 2-3 of thier own to stay alive. Meat is Meat when your going to die from starvation. :D
Watch TABOO on National Geographic channel, They eat monkey's & Cats, Dogs and lizard's. It hard to tell what they didnt want to show us.

[icequeen]

Dog and cats and lizards, Oh My! :eek:

:rolleyes:

[6.5s4ever]

One thing for sure,I think this is the most viewed thread on hunt chat over 7073 views last I looked:D

[TreeDoc]

;)

[mazter]

Lets shoot for 10,000 by year's end.:D :D :D

[muledeer]

To bad the original web site is gone. It would be a big help for those that have just stumbled on this thread. Yum, Yum.
I heard from Tree Doc or maybe Skinny that GoodOlBoy was going to have his 1st BBQ. If you need any help let us know. Maybe we can throw in a Gizmo or two:D :D :D :D :D
muledeer

[mazter]

MuleDeer- That Gizmo meat might be some Bad Meat to Eat:eek: :eek: :D

[Mad Reloader]

Yes...but it is pre-marinated.

[GoodOlBoy]

pre-marinated gizmo meat. . . . *shudder*

GoodOlBoy

[mazter]

What has it been Marinated in, God only know's. I think I'd starve first.:D

[icequeen]

eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

http://www.nsgweb.com/smiles/puke_chicken.gif

[mazter]

LMAO, Got ya thinking didnt it ?:D :D

[Andy L]

Ok Guys,
I have tried, Im not sure I want to see it, but curiosity has the best of me. I tried several times and cant get to the websight to see what its about. Somebody send me a good link or clue me int please.
Andy

[captain2k_ca]

Sorry, but they took all the good links down :( But if you really want to know, pop out to my house saaaay on tuesday for some barbeque and I will get muledeer and Skinny shooter over so we can explain it to you thoroughly ;)

[mazter]

Snake eye deserve an Award for his posting of this, Too bad the Site is down. I was hopeing someone would make us a new site for it.:rolleyes:

[Mad Reloader]

Smooth&Deadly was thinking about starting a NEW ManBeef site, but she's been WAAAY too busy with work to follow up on that concept.

I think Lopeman--The Thing That Should Not Be--should start www.manbeefinn.com or something...

...because I'm getting HUNGRY! :D

[mazter]

TMR- Take a Look here, Maybe a new Site for Dinner, Did you see that tender meat pack & Sandwich ?

Here's the Link (http://www.cannibalism.org.uk/products.htm) :D :D :D

[captain2k_ca]

MANbeef forever!!!!!!!

:D :D :D :D

[Mad Reloader]

Ladies, Gentlemen, Lope-man:

We're back in business! NEW SITE AT LAST! :D

I think that UK/Australian style ManBeef meat pie would be a novel & nummy way to go. :p

But if anyone is up for a ManBeef dinner flight to Papua New Guinea to chow down with my fave ManBeefers, the utterly charming Jaule tribe...

...Captain 2k would be the guy we'd need to make our flight arrangements with!

Who's up for a Pacific Rim South Seas tasty tropical stlye MANBEEF feast? :cool:

[mazter]

Thanks TMR , Let us feast upon the Young flesh now , Its been a long time since I had some. MMM MMM MMM Good !!!:D :D :D

[muledeer]

Oops I accidently hit the wrong button:D Oh well, time to invite all the new members to our Thanksgiving BBQ especially Andy L. No need to bring anything. If everyone shows up we'll have plenty to eat:eek:
muledeer

[Andy L]

MD,
I know I must be sick, but I wanted to see it. The websight must be gone. :( Was it as sick as it sounds?:D

Andy

[mazter]

They have a Chat board and everything, Now someone is looking for a Toe, READ HERE (http://www.cannibalism.org.uk/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=36&PN=1)

It would make a nice Soup:D :D :D

[icequeen]

Here ya go Andy- The Manbeef Site (http://web.archive.org/web/20010405034510/www.manbeef.com/home.html)

Unfortunately it takes forever to load but make sure you check out thier yummy recipes...:D

[mazter]

I bow to you IQ;) ;) :p

[icequeen]

While your down there Maz...

















could you tie my shoe? ;) :D

[Andy L]

OH MY GOD!!

This has got to be a joke. Like a grocery store. Wow. Has anyone investigated to see if its true? Sureley not.

[icequeen]

I dunno...could be...

could be the real thing too...

ya never know...;)

[mazter]

Your Shoe's are Tied:D :D :D

[Snake_Eye]

I can't believe this post is still going after all this time. :D For the record it was a hoax.

[6.5s4ever]

I Am TellingYou!, If we keep this up we are going to have a world record longest on going post ever.Guiness World Book of Records should make a catagory for us.:D

[mazter]

I just had the last of the Manbeef in a Can, Now I have to dig in the freezer, See if I can come up with a Thigh steak.

I like them a little rare, with a Rich Creamy Eyeball Sauce.;)

[TreeDoc]

SNAKE EYE....HE'S BACK!!!! :eek: The man that started it all!! I'm not worthy...I'm not worthy!!!!

He is my Master!

:D

[GoodOlBoy]

WHOOT welcome back Snake_Eye!

GoodOlBoy

[Skinny Shooter]

Originally posted by TreeDoc
SNAKE EYE....HE'S BACK!!!! :eek: The man that started it all!! I'm not worthy...I'm not worthy!!!!

He is my Master!

:D


LOL :D


Snake_Eye, we were getting a bit concerned about you since neither "hide nor hair" hadn't turnip for some time now.
Glad to eat err I mean meat you finally.
Anyways, welcome back. :cool:

[captain2k_ca]

Mmmmmm.........Captain hungry.............

[captain2k_ca]

*cough*

[Mad Reloader]

Cap, kind of a pity we're both short on funds....

A trip to Papua New Guinea for luau-style pit-roasted Man Beef would be sooooooooooooo good right now.

[captain2k_ca]

I agree :D :D

[icequeen]

Take me with you!!!! :D

[mazter]

Im in too , Dont leave me behind:D

[MarkL]

Recently at lunch, I was reminiscing about ManBeef.com and was surprised that nobody know what I was talking about. Manbeef.com was the best choice for quality human meats, and gourmet human meat products. It's really too bad the FDA shut them down. Anyway, I found the archive for the web site and selected the following "juicy" quotes from its various pages for your "consumption". They pretty well convey the "flavor" of the site (the last one's my favorite).

"For the last 19 years ManBeef has been the worlds leading human meat distributor. We have established a reputation for having only the highest quality human meat products and dedicated customer service representatives. "

"Every cut of human meat we sell has been selected for its superb quality and flawless texture. "

"Below you will find hundreds of human meat recipes that have been submitted by our satisfied customers "

"Human flesh does not keep its high quality long in the freezer because changes in flavor and texture occur. "

"For juicy manburgers, remember these easy pointers. Avoid overmixing ground human meat because excessive handling can make it tough. "

"We will not process any human meat from a carcass that has any communicable disease, damaged meat, or decay. "

"If you have been convicted of illegal cannibalism (The killing and eating of a human) we will be unable to provide any services to you. We support the consumption of human flesh, but under no circumstances do we support the killing of a human to provide meat. All meat sold on ManBeef.com was obtained legally. To find out more about how we obtain our meat, go to our processing page. "

"Because humans are not kept in controlled environments, their health and diet can not be maintained for the purpose of slaughter. "

"As the body is separated into individual cuts of meat, we carefully examine every cut. If one cut is determined undesirable (meat is too stringy or the meat quality does not meet our standards) no cut of meat will be used from that body. "

"We recycle."

Are you creeped out yet? To get the full effect, follow this link to the "processing" page. Most of the photos do not appear to be archived, but my favorite one is still there. It may take several minutes to load, so you may want to put the browser in the background and come back to it later. Do wait for the pictures to load!
http://web.archive.org/web/20010331042026/www.manbeef.com/processing.html

Bon Appetit!

[Mad Reloader]

Spike-1, another unhinged Arid-Zonan, clued me to an ENEMY site and looks like some of the Skwerl-vert PETA-phile radical fringers have discovered that Papuan taste treat we all love:

http://www.chickenhead.com/features/animal/grandpa.html

:eek:

[muledeer]

Yah and just remember this "muledeer is undesirable and stringy"
muledeer

[Mad Reloader]

Coulda sworn I saw this on TV this past Saturday morning--

"No, Stitch, we can't kill the haole for their delicious ManBeef! We'll get in trouble....Stitch?"

[muledeer]

Well here it is St. Pattys day and I'm fresh out of ManBeef:eek: I've got some green stuff in the freezer but I think it's getting old. Need some fresh MEAT! Hey is that a Leprauchan? Come here little buddy! Swat! Oh yeah I'm in the ManBeef again:D
muledeer

[TreeDoc]

I had a bit o' the Irish meself for dinner! One wee lil' Leprachaun that I caught runnin' down the lane...he was a tasty one!

[captain2k_ca]

Macaroni and MANbeef hotdogs for me tonight :D:D:D

[muledeer]

With hunting season over for awhile and the elk and vension depleting and a booming real estate market I've come across a unlimited source of protein. Yes! First time home-buyers! Close escrow, get a commission, and hehe ManBeef! Now all I have to do is figure out how to explain all the absent-tee homeowners!:D :D
Remember http://web.archive.org/web/20010331...processing.htm muledeer

[TreeDoc]

Always another angle with you Real Estate types! :D

Hey, as a well armed fellow manBEEFER, what would a 3 bedroom, 2 bath, 2 car garage house cost this first time home buyer in the land of Sparks?

Oh, BTW...located in an area with the least amount of Crack Dealers! :D

[LoneWolf]

The thread that just won't die:D
(smells a little like spoiled meat, but not dead yet)

[muledeer]

Older 3br, 2bth, 2 car gar homes start at $200's for 1100 s.f. Newer homes consider 290's+ for 1400+ s.f. up to $1,000,000.
Reno homes are highter 300's up to $4,000,000+ just depends on location and square footage. There are so many variables. After watching 10.5 last night, I might have some beach front property available shortly:D
muledeer

[muledeer]

It's that time of the year again! Are we all meeting at your place this time for our annual dinner. I think you should invite Rocky. I don't think he's had a good ManBeef dinner since he was in Reno.

Skinny, your worst nightmare is back :eek:
muledeer

[captain2k_ca]

Of course we are going to invite Rocky......he is the main cour..........errrrrrrr..........GUEST of honor this year!!!

:D

[Tater]

Don't forget the Taters:D

[icequeen]

And Ice for the drinks. :D

[Mad Reloader]

Don't forget a real MAD seasoning blend!

For a really SMOOTH & DEADLY flavor (Hi sweety! :D )

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I suppose someone will end up "SPIKE-ing" the punch
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(So beware of JP Slovjanski if he's bringing a bottle of Slivovitz!)

[mazter]

Cannibalism, the eating of human body parts, has been around for a long time, in a lot of places:.

At an increasing number of archeological sites in several parts of the world, butcher marks are being found on human remains..

After battle, the Spartans licked blood from their swords..

In an undetermined number of tribal cultures, winners ate losers after battles..

In New Guinea, the meat of white people was called "long pig."

The Aztecs used cannibalism in human-sacrifice rituals..

Human body parts played a significant role in European medicine 400 years ago.

As the Aztec example indicates, the majority of cannibal stories grew from the upsurge of European global exploration. As Europeans looked for new lands to conquer and "civilize," they brought back tales of "savages," "cannibals" and similar do-no-goods.

By the 19th century, the archetypal image of cannibalism was missionaries boiling in a giant stewpot.

Dinner for the tribe may be the stereotype. But the actual extent of cannibalism is hotly debated by archeologists and ethnologists (students of human social behavior). Rather than simple savagery, they have suggested that cannibalism can be:

A search for protein: In areas with scanty diets, human flesh was the ultimate Big Snack.

A search for nutrition. When you (like the Donner party in the Sierra Nevada in 1846-7) are stranded, you may decide to eat the dead rather than join them.

Transforming energy. The cannibal gathers the life force of the deceased by eating him.

Aggression. Once you eat your enemy, you both know it: He's dead

[TSadler]

I have never replied to this post, so forgive me for resurfacing this thread.

I found our song!! :D :D

I Eat Cannibals - Toto Coelo

I eat cannibal
Feed on animal
Your love is so edible to me
I eat cannibals

I eat cannibal
It's incredible
You bring out the animal in me
I eat cannibals

What can you do
You're in a stew
Hot hot cook it up
I'm never gonna stop
Fancy a bite
My appetite
Yum yum gee it's fun
Banging on a different drum

And I eat cannibal
Feed on animal
Your love is so edible to me
I eat cannibals

I eat cannibal
It's incredible
You bring out the animal in me
I eat cannibals

I like the spice
Tasty and nice
Roastin vitamin
Forget the dietin'
Mmm such a dish
I can't resist
Healthy recipe
What you got is good for me

And I eat cannibal
Feed on animal
Your love is so edible to me
I eat cannibals

I eat cannibal
It's incredible
You bring out the animal in me
I eat cannibals

All I wanna do
Make a meal of you
We are what we eat
You're my kind of meat

Got a hunger for your love
(Hot pot cook it up, I'm never gonna stop)
It's all I'm thinkin' of
(Yum yum gee it's fun, I'm banging on a drum)
Give the world a bone
(Roastin vitamin, forget the dietin')
I got steak at home
(I eat cannibals)

[extended version only:
I don't need no take away 'cause Chinese food is so risque
The menu is the venue where your heart is, can't you see
I'm not into foreign platters, loving you is all that matters
You're the kind of bull who's put the animal in me]

I eat cannibal
Feed on animal
Your love is so edible to me
I eat cannibals

I eat cannibal
It's incredible
You bring out the animal in me
I eat cannibals

Roastin', toastin', you're the one I'm boastin'
Eat me, eat you, incredibly delicious too
Gourmet, flambe, serve you up an entree
Intake, home bake, you're the icing on the cake

Eat me, eat you, incredibly delicious too
Gourmet, flambe, serve you up an entree
Intake, home bake, you're the icing on the cake
Full up, can't stop, dicing on a chop chop

[TreeDoc]

:D TS, when did you hear that song? I remember that one from the music I used to listen to back in the very early 80's! That takes me back....


Also, there are no penalties for resurrecting the manBEEF thread. Muledeer was going to do it anyway! :D

[VinVega]

It just doesn't go away...

[Mad Reloader]

Mmmmm!

MAN...beefy!

[muledeer]

Always room for another ManBeefer!! Like Tree Doc said "if you didn't muledeer would have":D
muledeer

[Tater]

Nothing like a piping hot plate of manbeef after a day's hunt.

[captain2k_ca]

Just saw this on TNN

Click Here!! (http://www.members.shaw.ca/daisyduke56/afghanihunt.wma)

[N W Redneck]

OMG!!! That was frickin' hillarious!!!! Politicaly incorrect? Bill Mahr eat your heart out! LMAO!!!

[VinVega]

http://www.cannibal.com.au/images/site/home.jpg

I just couldn't let it die...

[muledeer]

Perfect!!!! Just before Thanksgiving:p
muledeer

[mazter]

We got the Cranberry sauce out for the Feast we will have on Thursday. ManBeef cook's really well when Basted every hour or so.;)

[Mad Reloader]

Yessssss....

I think at SOME point the HC crew must have Michael Moore for a barbecue supper. ;)

We'd have to use the recipe I posted in OC for Javelina...

(TMR sees very little difference between Collared Peccary--and Fat Socialist Weasel!)

and any HC'ers either of Filipino extraction, or with some WESTPAC time under their belts, be sure to bring the "Mang Tomas" sauce. (The cranberry juice marinade may not be enough to make 400# of Fat Socialist Weasel edible.) So we'll need a LOT! :D

[Tater]

I go away for the weekend and look what happens. I shoulda known that ManBeef would come back up at Thanksgiving.:eek:

[Thargor]

Thu Dec 16,10:01 AM ET

Reuters

MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - A Mexican man killed his lover in a drunken, drugged fight then cooked the man's body in tomato and onion sauce and ate it over three days.



Police found Gumaro de Dios Arias grilling rotting human flesh for his breakfast, including part of a heart, when they raided a shack he lived in near the Caribbean beach resort of Playa del Carmen, a police chief said on Wednesday.

"He was preparing stews. There was a grill where he was cooking part of the heart and bits he had cut off the body. It was terrible, terrible," said local police chief Martin Estrada, who was among a dozen police who raided the shack.

Arias told police the victim, a young man, arrived at his cardboard hut in a wasteland area with a mutual friend who then left the two of them drinking and taking drugs.

The pair had sex and afterward a fight broke out during which he killed the man with blows to the head, police said.

Police arrested Arias, 25, on Tuesday after a tip off.

"They said there was a person eating a person," Estrada said.

"We found him lying on a folding bed and to one side was the corpse which had been torn apart and which it seems he had been eating for three days," he told Reuters.

The corpse, which had its back ripped open and its innards pulled out, was missing various parts, like a thigh, he said.

[TreeDoc]

MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - A Mexican man killed his lover in a drunken, drugged fight then cooked the man's body in tomato and onion sauce and ate it over three days.

Silly Mexican, he should know better...queers taste better when sautéed in either a Chipotle or Adobo Sauce.

"He was preparing stews. There was a grill where he was cooking part of the heart and bits he had cut off the body. It was terrible, terrible,"

Of course it was "terrible, terrible" one should never grill such a delicate cut!

The pair had sex and afterward a fight broke out during which he killed the man with blows to the head, police said.

Apparently his mother never told him not to have sex with his food!

:D

[mazter]

I wonder if he thought Some Lovin, Alcohol & Drugs were a good Marinating sauce for the Raw inside edible's ? Personally I like mine Farm Fresh:D :p :D

[GoodOlBoy]

You know if everybody would stop replying to this thing then it would finally die!

Shessh. . . . oh wait. . . . .DOH!

:D

GoodOlBoy

PS (tomatos and onions?!?! What kinda mexican was this??? Shoulda been tamales!)

[Mad Reloader]

My guess is, the Mexican ManBeefer was trying to cook it up in the quasi-Cacciatore mode that's popular for chicken down there.

Actually, ManBeef is best prepared like pork.

(Thusly, shoulda done up ManBeef Carnitas! No wonder it took him so long to finish up! Iff'n he'd cooked up the XBF right--woulda been no leftovers! LOL! :D )


OBTW: This is The Thread That Should Not Be. So its also being The Thread That Will Not Die...should come as NO surprise!

[captain2k_ca]

In honor of Skeet's 1000th post I would like to formally invite you to be barbequed!! Errrrr.......that is come over for a barbeque...ya.

Get the hot sauce Skinny......Muledeer, U bring the Beer.......Treedoc, you got more marinade??

[Valigator]

This site is good for at least a good ten pages...

[VinVega]

It warms my heart to see manbeef back on the front of AAG.

[Tater]

Can't forget the Tater(s).

[gregarat]

Seeing this thread reminds me of the Monty Python "Spam" or "Manbeef" ;) skit.

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "Manbeef" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter.

Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and Manbeef; egg bacon and Manbeef; egg bacon sausage and Manbeef; Manbeef bacon sausage and Manbeef; Manbeef egg Manbeef Manbeef bacon and Manbeef; Manbeef sausage Manbeef Manbeef bacon Manbeef tomato and Manbeef;

Vikings: (singing/chanting) Manbeef! Lovely Manbeef! Lovely Manbeef!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and Manbeef.

Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the Manbeef then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

[Skinny Shooter]

You guys have to stop bumping this thread.

[Wahnie]

Originally posted by Skinny Shooter
You guys have to stop bumping this thread.

Hey... that ain't right... :D

[fabsroman]

I mentioned this thread in the Beyond 500 yards forum and told Billy D that I would resurrect it for him. Glad to see that you guys are keeping it alive and kicking. Somehow, I doubt that he is going to sit down and read all 30 pages of it. Heck, I have only read a page or two, if that.

[muledeer]

Just got back from vacation and ManBeef is "again" up and running. Thanks Fabs! I think ManBeef has been going on for at least two years or so. Just typing this makes me hungry.
Hey Skinny, maybe you could post a pic of Rocky and I downing a couple of ManBeef beers (ManBeers, a franchise of ManBeef).:p :p
muledeer

[Tater]

Anyone who can't cook and drink at the same time don't belong near a grill. Maybe that's why he keeps crashin the board.:eek: ;)

[BILLY D.]

HI FABS

I ADMIRE A PERSON WHO IS TRUE TO HIS WORD. THANK YOU: I THINK. I READ THE FIRT PAGE AND TRIED TO HIT THE WEB SITE. IT HAS EXPIRED. AS SHOULD THIS THREAD. IN MY INNOCENSE AND INQUISITIVENESS I WONDERED WHAT IT WAS ABOUT.

I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS BRIGHTEST BULB IN THE PACK, BUT AFTER READING A COUPLE OF PAGES IT DIDN'T TAKE LONG TO FIGURE IT OUT.

UNFORTUNATELY IT WAS RIGHT BEFORE DINNER. I SUDDENLY REALIZED I WASN'T REAL HUNGRY ANYWAY. GEEE, I JUST ATE YESTERDAY.

AS MUCH AS I APPRECIATE? YOUR EFFORT, YOU CAN PUT THAT THREAD BACK TO BED.

BY THE WAY, I GOT QUITE A LAUGH OUT OF SOME OF THE REPLIES.

THANKS? AGAIN.

[fabsroman]

Billy,

You asked, I delivered. See, not all attorneys are liars. Well, not complete liars anyway. LOL

I never said this was one of the best threads on here, just said that the thread in Beyond 500 Yards might be able to stay around and get as long as this one. As you can see, there is a lot of posting on this thread and there are probably posts on this thread from people that no longer frequent the board. This is just a great thread as far as length, number of posts, and number of posters is concerned. Now, if we were to rate it based on original content, well you get my drift.

[BILLY D.]

FABS

THANKS AGAIN.

I THINK THIS FALLS IN THE CATEGORY OF "BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU ASK FOR".

BY THE WAY, I HOLD YOUR PROFESSION IN A HIGH STATE OF ESTEEM.

[captain2k_ca]

I love lawyers..........



Especially in a nice gravy, with sauteed mushrooms...........mmmmmmm........

[muledeer]

I dedicate the resurrection of ManBeef to Fabs!!:D
I understand that captain2k_ca had to move his residence due to a lack of neighbors. Hmmm, somethings cooking in the neighborhood. :D
muledeer

[fabsroman]

Thanks muledeer, and me being the ever inquisitive person that I am, I just had to check out who brought this thread back again and why they did it.

Again, thanks for keeping me in mind.


Captain,

Hope everything went smoothly with the move, just as long as you aren't moving anywhere close to Maryland. LOL

[icequeen]

there's gotta be something bout this thread that just compels ya to check it out every time it comes to the top. :rolleyes:


go manbeef!!! :D

[captain2k_ca]

Word to the wise........

DONT GO TO MANBEEF.COM

Its a freakin porn portal now :eek:

Took 4 days to load the stupid trailer(Workin by myself when wife at work, or at work and wife workin by herself :rolleyes: )

Took an hour and a half to unload it all........had a few friends over to help :D:D

Figure it'll be at least 40 years before we get it all sorted out :D

[muledeer]

"had a few friends over to help " Right, and never to be seen or heard from again !
:D
muledeer

[Rocky Raab]

This is my forum so, I have to read the posts.

I read the last few posts in this thread every 20 pages or so.

Hey muledeer, whattaya mean manbeer? That was eleventeen trips to Reno ago! It's been ManGin the last few times!

Of course, when you and I have dinner with the County Coroner, I suppose this IS a suspicious thread, huh? No wonder you ordered chicken wings last Saturday...can't disguise 'em!

[muledeer]

Wow, can't believe it. As plain as the nose on my face!! We had dinner with the County Coroner and it never dawned on me what a great source for ManBeef. Now I know why he was....plump:D
muledeer

[captain2k_ca]

U guys are more than welcome to come over for dinner anytime :)
I like to have guests for dinner :D:D

[muledeer]

We'll send the County Coroner over. U two can sort out the ManBeef.;) Don't forget to have a ManBeer:D
muledeer

[FromBearCreek]

Sorry about the thread necromancy, but I stumbled across this (http://www.eathufu.com/) tonight. It immediately reminded my of all my old HuntChat buddies, and the Thread That Wouldn't End.

(http://www.eathufu.com/)

So, enjoy.

[TreeDoc]

Good to see you, Ward! Hey, great job reviving "the thread!" Do I sense a new thread coming on....perhaps the "HUFU" thread? :D

Ward, are you anywhere near Glenwood Springs? I'm going to up there hunting the 3rd Rifle Season (Nov 5), and was curious if you were in that part of CO or somewhere else.

Take care!

[FromBearCreek]

I'm in Aurora, east of Denver, so I'm quite a ways from there. I've hunted a lot in the are south of Eagle and over towards Glenwood. There are always lots of elk in the area - you should have a great hunt.

[muledeer]

I'd be carefull now that TD knows what town you live in, especially if you're in the phone book. TreeDoc hunts more than elk. I'd hate to think what Doc will do if his elk hunt is unsuccessful:eek:
BTW thanks for bringing up the ManBeef thread again. We must never forget:D
muledeer

[TreeDoc]

You're blowin' my cover, mule! :rolleyes:


:D

BTW...what are you hunting this year?

[FromBearCreek]

All part of my plan, Muledeer. I'm setting a Treedoc trap. I'm reliably informed that prices on Treedoc hides are higher than they've been in years, so I'm planning on cashing in.

[TreeDoc]

I'm sitting here with orange fingers from eating Crunchy Cheetos in an attempt to enlarge my soft white underbelly thus making my hide far more valuable.

[FromBearCreek]

Thoughtful of you.

[Tater]

Thanks for that visual Doc, I didn't need to finish my dinner anyway.

[6.5s4ever]

Hey Doc you remind me of the guy on the commercial for Ikea ,He is sitting on a white sofa and calls his white poodle over to wipe his yellow hands off from eating Cheetos! I can see it now:D

[tide12]

come on now were all guys here and i dont too much care to be talkin about the manbeef and such. it goes against the grain and all my morals

[Tater]

I think you got this all wrong. You should go back and read this thread from the begining.

[muledeer]

As promised:

Happy Birthday Tree Doc
:D :D :D :D :D
muledeer

[TreeDoc]

I love having a birthday whenever I feel like it!! :D

[Skinny Shooter]

Bumped back to the top cause the "Know what you're shooting thread" is starting to catch up...

Anyone care for a side-dish of slightly peppered Texas lawyer? :D

[fabsroman]

I figured that you resurrected this thread because of something that was said in the other thread.

Will this thing ever die?

Man, I am glad I practice in Maryland, or I would think that I might be dinner.

[Wahnie]

Originally posted by Skinny Shooter
Anyone care for a side-dish of slightly peppered Texas lawyer? :D

No thanks, I'm good, but I wouldn't mind a tasty little 1/8 size clone with some habenero salsa.

http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/8746/austin42wk.png

Edit: I just realised that this thread is almost 5 years old. Wow. :eek:

[Tater]

The other other white meat:D

[captain2k_ca]

Dude, your mom is HOT!!


Gotta love that tabasco!!

[muledeer]

I hear Tree Doc is on the prowl again and he's a pilot. Basically, Maryland isn't that far via the air.:eek:
muledeer

[6.5s4ever]

WoW we will have the oldest and longest running thread if this keeps up!:) :D

[muledeer]

Yep it will be the longest "forever";)
muledeer

[Tater]

ManBeef never goes out of style:D

[captain2k_ca]

Dam I am hungry!!

Anybody want to come over for dinner? Anybody?? :confused: :confused:

Come on, got cold beer and bbq sauce!!

[Tater]

Don't forget the taters:D

[fabsroman]

At least I am not the one responsible for bringing this thread back up. This thing is never going to die.

[Thargor]

The link now goes to an adult site. I didnt go past the warning but thats a little scary

Manbeef porn?

[muledeer]

Did someone say "Die"?? Fire up the ole BBQ. Captn's got the sauce.
muledeer

[captain2k_ca]

Whose got the taters??

[Tater]

:D

[muledeer]

See what you did? You brought it up in another thread and this is what happens!!:p
muledeer

[captain2k_ca]

Sorry!!

:eek:






:D

[Tater]

Just in time for 4th of July BBQ:D

[captain2k_ca]

For you Americans maye :D:D

Here in the "Great White North" it is CANADA DAY!!!


Can hear the fireworks going off as I type this :D:D


Getting hungry too.......need some meat and some more Coronas :D

[Tater]

:D I got the munchies:D