Man......it's what's for dinner

[Snake_Eye]

At first I thought this was a gag site but after reading through it I think it's for real. I would have thought this would be illegal anywhere in the US. Anyway I think I'll pass.



http://www.manbeef.com/home.html

[Hit Man]

that makes two of us.

Where do they get the meat from?????????? Gross.......

[Dan Motyl]

looks like a joke. I emailed them anyway.
That is sick! I hope it's a joke!

Dan

[greywolf]

The name of Dalmer comes to mind. Do you remember that J Dalmer died not long after going to prison? When they performed the autopsy, do you know what they found?......Jimmy Hoffa

NO THANKS !!! manOman

BLLEEEAACCHHH!!!!!!
McPat

:confused: No way this can be for 4 real. On my drivers license I agreed to be an organ donor. I didn't agree to be a sloppy joe! This is a geat hoax for a web site and it sure got us going! Never again will I take the statement "Eat Me" as a joke!
Muledeer

:eek:
Hmmmmmm.........Sloppy muledeer????.......Nnnno, not for me!

That brings a whole new thought process to the question "Would you like mustard on that roasted Weiner, Sir?" :eek:

That's pretty freaky Sh*t man!! If that's a B.S. site, someone went through a lotta hassle.......I wouldn't mind gettin' a hold of one of those Baseball Hats they were advertising though! :D

[Edited by Tree Doc on 06-03-2001 at 10:40 PM]

It looks real enough, but then again, that's probably the idea. I hope it's a joke and if it is, someone went through
alot of time and trouble.

Hmmmmm.....Sloppy muledeer and tater..........the menu is getting a little more diverse!! :D Just kidding! Still NOT interested!!!!!

We'll probably hear about this one being some college guys Senior Project!

[Edited by Tree Doc on 06-04-2001 at 07:32 AM]

By request, I thought I would revitalize the extreme interest in the manBEEF product line!

This goes out to all who enjoy muledeer and taters!

Sick, sick, sick.

Gee I hate to see this thread go to neverland. Sniff.
muledeer

[model 70]

About a month and a half ago I heard the guy who runs/owns this site in some shock jocks radio show. They had to disguise his voice because alot of people would like to get a hold of himif ya know aht I mean He said it couldnt legally be purchased in the U.S. but its seriously a hit over seas in places like Vietnam and the such. Its definantly for real but after hearing about it, I didnt have that sack to go there since its my folks computer and those things have a way of showing up. They would have me put in a strait jacket and living in a padded cell.

You just can't stand it can ya? This site beckons you! You can't bear to look, yet you just gotta peek a teensy bit! :D It's got a hold of you now, you are now at one with............. the BEEF! :eek:

So who is gonna donate their body for the grinder?? Burgers anyone?

[ParrotHead]

Only on the net would you find something this dis-tasteful!

"Honey, could you pass me some more of that Leg-a-Man"

PH

[Snake_Eye]

You know I've always heard that hotdogs and such were made out of lips and a-holes. I sure wouldn't want to try any of their ground meat products.

You know Snake_Eye, you're the one that started this whole manBEEF thing! :eek: It just won't die! It's your fault that I have become a Cannibal to muledeer and taters! You owe me a manBEEF T-Shirt and Hat. :D

[West]

I read just a few mounths ago about humen meat being sold as freash meat in Asia or about. The meat came from a prison or alike, I think. Any way, I often wonder about websites, tv, advertisment, and the medias outragious unmoral showcasing of such things, allmost like thay are numming our morals for such real things to happen and be commen place in the near future. Like Buffy the vanpire slyer.
BTW, there is a website that has also has great recipes for humen meat, I found acidently looking for survival sites back in 1999.

Of coarse this is just my opinion.


Eat a vegertarian, save a cow, he,he,.......

Best,

The only way to stop Cannibal Doc is to bribe him with a shirt and hat. Here's what you do. Get Tree Docs home address and then go to the Manbeef web site and order the shirt and hat COD to Docs address. See where this is going. Now Manbeef will know where Doc lives. From Docs pig picture I'd say he's "Prime Doc" :D
muledeer

[Edited by muledeer on 07-01-2001 at 06:07 PM]

:eek: Hey...hey....hey! I got Guns!......lot's o' guns! You manBEEF types better stay away!!!!

:D

Bring them arms to the gun state! Get your CCW to fend off them manBEEF types. Hey check "Close Encounters" post. You must have seen something while flying. Maybe a modified Hoover or Kirby, Spam or Condor?
muledeer

[Edited by muledeer on 07-02-2001 at 10:54 PM]

Pretty much have that CCW thing covered. Is Nevada the state I should be in?? My wife mentioned some family friends have been going to your town for a lot of years on hunting trips. What's it like in NV?

Love it here. No state income tax, no inheritance tax, no estate tax, no corporate tax. Four seasons, pro-gun state. Everyone hunts or fishes, most both. Sierra Nevada Mountains to the West, high desert to the East. Deer, Elk, Upland birds (Chukar), Quail, Dove, Sage hen, Ducks, Geese.
You can have an easy rider rifle rack in your truck loaded with rifles, no problem. No gun permits required. M-14s (M1A) AR-15's all day long. No gun restrictions! A 24 hour town. Gambling and entertaintment. Great fishing in the Truckee River (runs through Reno). Many lakes in Nevada and Kalif within 1 hr. drive or less. Friendly people. What else do you want to know? Hey I sell houses! Could use a big Kalifornia commission.
muledeer

Any trees over there? I gotta business to run! How 'bout schools? The wife's a teacher with a California Credential. Maybe I could become a professional bum....Uhhh, I mean, Hunter and Fisherman, and just have dinner on the table when the wife gets home!!!! :D

There IS a manBEEF distribution center isn't there? :p

Trees in the Sierras. Kalif has the Kalif poppy as the state flower. Ya know what Nevada's state flower is? Sagebrush!:rolleyes: Good schools and lots of them. As for a Manbeef distribution center the Mustang ranch closed but we do have the Moonlight ranch and the Kit Kat ranch that deal in flesh.:cool: Also easy access to I-80, rail service, and International airport.
muledeer

Hey, I thought the IRS took that place over and was planning to make it profitable again. After all, they are in the business of SCREWIN' people!! :D

Need to start this tread over for all the "Recent Members" soon to be dismembered. :eek:
muledeer

Hi Muledeer,
I'm going to the "Board Suggestions" forum and suggesting that we start a new Forum titled manBEEF Forever and that the Moderator should be the one and only muledeer! Never since my participating has HuntChat.com had such a successful forum topic or has it ever been promoted with such enthusiasm by its Moderator!!! :D I should take note!

Tastes like chicken.....or is it the other way around ;)
http://www.huntchat.com/images/smilies/eek.gif

Ok, everyone that posts must insure that this thread continues for as long as Cannibal Doc is moderator for "Competition Plinking". Be aware that this could mean a very long time. Doc has agreed to buy everyone that posts, a ManBeef shirt and hat. Simply post your shirt and hat sizes. You will probably need to get a P.O. box as you wouldn't want the ManBeef Guru to know where your live.
:eek:
muledeer
















[Edited by muledeer on 08-04-2001 at 10:28 PM]

Now what happens to all of us if Doc IS the MANbeef GURU????
Did any of us think of that?

I will turn down any nomination for manBEEF GURU! It should be muledeer or maybe even tater!

Tree Doc has received the most nominations for moderator for the ManBEEF forum. He was a shoe-in (he ate the foot) Cannibal Doc is the new moderator! Ya! So the ManBEEF franchise begins. Anyone have an idea for the menu?:eek:
muledeer

Anything that will keep Doc occupied.

I see you started a ManBeef recipe thread. Good job. Need a name for the franchise though.
muledeer

I'm still working on a name. Any suggestions?

[West]

Ah,,, howabout.... McManbeef , WhopperMan , CarlsManBeef , Wendys-Man-dys , Man in the Box , Kentucky Fried Man, or just ManBeef, Home of the "Big Mans burger for real"


You guys are sick, and it's contagious.

Best,

Oh crap! I like them all! We'll need to take a vote. Let's wait for a little more imput first. We need a little Tree Doc imput. "Docs Diner"?
muledeer

[Edited by muledeer on 08-13-2001 at 07:11 PM]

Need help. Quick! Need franchise name. You call friends in Asia. Send manBEEF now for distribution. Homo Erectus K-bobs in great demand, also Neanderthal bugers have market. You talk to Asian friends, you ship big time!
muledeer

[Edited by muledeer on 08-19-2001 at 07:44 PM]

You frikin cwazy, Cowboy! I stay away fwom Neandrathal Bugers. Nothin fwom the nose, you got it John Wayne? You want Homo Burgers, you go San Francisco Big Time! :D

Tree doc has spoken

:D :D :D :D :D :D

I think "Tree Doc Diner" Has a certain ring of appeal to it.
Kinda like Mcdonald's Or Wendy's.
Can't use Dave Thomas in any of the commercials tho....HE'S THE MAIN COURSE!!!!!!!

All Homo Erectus K-bobs ordered by u GI. Nevada not mess with this stuff. U order like good Doctor! No mess with ManBEEF! Asia big place. Have ManBEEF Mafia. Say no more, yes? Maybe you take short cut and go to San Francisco and obtain product?
muledeer

[Critter Gitter]

Damn this is hilarious, i swear i turned blue from laughing. LOL Hey i have some advise, every good restraunt doesnt justs erve the main meal. How about we start things of with a tossed salad LOL (i donno if you older guys know what that means or not, the younger community does, its when you stick your tongue in someones back side YUCK!) and then after the dinner of tossed salad, tender inner thigh minion, and baked tater LOL, you have to serve dessert. i can think of nothing better than home made icecream, made with real mothers milk.

I'v got a pretty sick sense of humor, hope i didnt offend anyone.

[West]

Don't laugh too much, it could and has happend.

The documents refer to "eating people as an after-dinner snack ... barbecuing people’s livers ... banqueting on human meat." Several episodes of this are also recounted: "On May 14th, 1968, a group of 11, led by the Wei brothers captured a man named Chen Guorong and killed him with a big knife before cutting out his liver. They shared the human meat with 20 participants."

http://www.lewrockwell.com/orig/young1.html

Best,

The problem is that once the communists eat themselves there will always be one left. Look for the fat one.
muledeer

I guess things Goawrong for Chen when Wei ate him?

:p

Jeez, I am getting hungry.......
Now where did my skinnin knife go?

Gonna make me some left arm flambe!!

[Beagler]

But seriously its true in some parts of the world...look at the time my My Sloppy Joe is ready (Manwich of course) HEHEHE.

Yes things did goawrong for Chen. And it appears that Chen did infact go along Wei.
muledeer

But I did make an order for a friend of mine that, how would you say this.....practices an 'alternative lifestyle'. I sent him a gift box of what they call 'pucker steak'. I hope he enjoys it..... :D OL

So the other day I was gnawing on this fellers leg, when I says to him....."Whatcha been rollin in??"

:D :D :D :D

That should be 500 eh??? LOL!!!

....and I stayed up late last night waiting for this big event, the big "500" Master Member!

O.K., I think you're supposed to run the Gauntlent now....you know, the beatings with the rubbers hoses, the shaving cream, swimming through the sluice of cold baked beans, etc. Then the spray of the high pressure fire hoses.......Oh wait....that was when we crossed the equator! Never mind! :D

So Cap'n, just what WAS that guy rollin' in? :confused:

Congratulations!

Rubber hoses??? Hmmmm........think that is too kinky for me LOL!!

I don't know what he was rollin in....but sure gave him a gamey taste!!!!!!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

You experienced WOG day? Are you a Shellback?
muledeer

The Loyal Order of the Shellback!

Anybody eat anything good lately??? :confused:

Sorry just had to bump this for tree doc hehehe :D

Sorry OL but ManBEEF practices "Catch and Release" with Pucker Steaks :D .
muledeer

I think I'm gonna HURL!! :eek:

Hurl hell! Where do you think the soup comes from? :eek:
muledeer

ManBEEF Forever!!!!!!!!!!! :cool:
muledeer

...Post Number 500! I thought it best to place it here.

Question.........

How would all you manBEEFer's prefer to have your Bin Laden prepared?

Perhaps Well Done?
Maybe Scrambled?

:confused:

I'd order it but then let it get cold and go completely to waste!

That's what happens after a large ManBEEF meal I take a nasty bin Laden!!!!

The one, the only, ManBeef
muledeer

....the BEEF lives.....and keeps going...and going....and going....:D

Nothing in the world like a good MANbeef dinner!! Except for a good MANbeef breakfast!

I'll have a Bin Laden and eggs please....Brown toast, eggs over easy, no hashbrowns.

Your enthusiasm is overwelming!! I vote you as as the the new, the one and only manbeef moderator Of course Doc and tater will have to cast their votes. Any objections, please state! Otherwise we will be having an election shortly!
muledeer

...before tater goes, maybe we should do him a BIG favor and have him for dinner..............I mean.......err.......uhh........over for dinner. :D I just can't imagine a meal without tater(s)!


Oh yeh, I almost forgot! Cap's got my vote! ;)

All we need is taters. ManBeef to tater, ManBeef to tater, come in, over.
muledeer

...I make a motion to change Cap's title from MANbeef Informant to "MANbeef Connoiseur Extraordinaire"..........of course, simply because of his discriminating taste of fine wines, sauces, and thigh meat! :eek:

Thigh meat?? I'm out of here>>>>>>muledeer

Thigh meat?? NAW....I am a BREAST man!!! :D :D :D :D :D
LOL

...I stand corrected! :D

We are not eating no hooters, boys! Thems made for ah, should I say, ah, huggen. No ManBeef member would ever treat hooters otherwise. If so, turn in your membership and walk backwards as you leave the room. Any objections and your're the main course. If you object, the moderator, captin2k_ca will tear you a new ManBeef A-hole.
muledeer

Just when I thought I was out, you pulled me back in. Don't eat me, yet, I want to have a little fun with old bin Laden over there first. I'll make sure and send you some freeze dried.

:D :D :D :D


Bin Laden and HP sauce!!

Do U accept? You'll need to change your handle to ManBeef Moderator.
muledeer

Think the world is ready for me to be a MANbeef moderator???


Had the yummiest fried MANbeef for lunch today ;) Lightly breaded and deep fried yummy!!!

YES! Go for it! Eat the Beef. The Big Mac of ManBeef! The Jack in the Box!. The Burger in the "King". The Kraut in "Dog". Hey, You da ManBeef!!!!!!!!
muledeer

I can't keep doing this for you. You must continue this thread forever! You have responsibilities as the ManBeef moderator. Offer a Osama burger or something. Maybe a Taliban delux. Or pickled bin laden knuckles. Hey I can't do it all. Maybe the Great Tree Doc will offer some assistance!
muledeer

I ate my neighbour last week??? That help?? Just hacked off his leg and ate it raw.......well....almost raw(used a few drops of "red hot" on it)

:D

Can you say anti-hunting, animal rights activists?

I heard PETA put out a site like this.

Your slippin!!
muledeeer

One can always count on you to dish up the the manBEEF when things get a tad bit slow! ;)

Cap'n must be flyin' around somewhere! :D

Been flying alot lately!! It is addictive hehehe
So anyway.....though I would eat the postman's arm tonight.....can you guys recommend a good wine to go with it??

I was thinking something in a red....

And lots of garlic!!!!

[foster]

Good grief! I'm kinda new around here. Now I kinda wonder if I should stick around or get out while the gettin's good.
I liked Greywolf's joke about Jeffrey Dahmer, though.
Here's another one for you, Wolf:

After Dahmer was killed in prison there was a big family fight about what to do with his remains. Half the family wanted to eat him right away, the other half wanted to put part of him in the freezer for later.

Yup, I guess I might fit right in with this crowd after all . . .

Indeed.... you'll fit right in......please, come in, come in.......welcome aboard!

As you can see, this thread has a long life thanks to some true manBEEF supporters and tasters. :D

[foster]

Why, thank you.
I should note at this point that I'm all stringy and tough, like those vegetarians mentioned in the letters part of that Manmeat site, even though I just had moose burgers for supper so I ain't no rabbit-food fanatic.
So don't eat me!

I'm certain that with a high fat diet and a few weeks of being off work and loafing around the house......we'll have you in shape in no time! Now where was it you said you lived? :p

Hey muledeer and Cap'n!!! We got ourselves a live one here! :D

Stringy and tough?? HA!! That's what started the tradition on sausage :D

I got it!



FOSTER SNAUSAGE

[Beagler]

Just when you think this thread is dead it just keeps coming back!

Hey beagler, whatever gave you the idea that this thread was dead???

MANBEEF FOREVER!!!!


We should get complimentary t-shirts!!

[foster]

I'm certain that with a high fat diet and a few weeks of being off work and loafing around the house......we'll have you in shape in no time! Now where was it you said you lived?

I didn't say where I lived, and with good reason, apparently. And I already got a high fat diet, and I already loaf around the house. That's what I do best!
But I must admit I admire the gumpshion of that lady who wanted to feed Manmeat to her boss (see the 'LETTERS' section) and then tell him AFTERWARDS what it was he was eating.
I know what my boss would say:
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"I'll eat that Foster for lunch."

Welcome foster. Your're right, don't let the "Doctor" know where you live. If he turns in enough addresses he receives a ManBeef T-shirt and a hat. He'll do anything to get his hat and shirt. He'll turn you into a "Foster Freeze" without any second thoughts!
muledeer

It takes a lot of Foster's to make a freeze......I gotta get 'em however I can!

[Beagler]

I'm thinking we put a tap in tree doc and get enough sap to make so syrup and pour over Some nice muledeer,OR I could grind up some muledeer and put a little MANWICH in and I've got sloppy joes but no use for that old sap tree doc;)

Just kiddin' doc You don't suppose you could give me your address could ya'??I've only got 3 slots to fill and I get the manbeef jacket!:D


I guess I was wrong this thread will never die...its the greatest one ever!

Beagler

Man you guys are some slow!!! Not onl have I gotten the hat, t-shirt and jacket, they have made me an offer to purchase shares in the corporation!!

Where do ya live doc???? HMMMM??????

...one, one, two, two, ChewyChewy Avenue

Anybody else got any good recipes???

ChewyChewy ave eh?? Hmmmmm.........

Hey maybe you could fly over Doc's house in Kalif., and drop off some MB t-shirts and stuff. He's having a tough time coping in the Kalif environment and is soon to be committed. Doc will reciprocate with some of his neighbor's jerkey, I mean jerkeyed neighbor.
muledeer

[Darkwolf]

Right, that's it,...

Whitewolf, Lycanthrope, bring the barbeque sauce, we're meeting at Snake Eye's place next full moon. He started this mess.

Mmmmm, longpork.....

:D

Jerked Neighbour is one of my favourite!!

Isn't it funny how often ones neighbours are jerky??? :p

[Beagler]

Isn't it funny how often ones neighbours are jerky???

I hate to do this but I'm with cap'n on this seems like everyones got Jerky neighbors.

Hey if we can get "Skinny shooter" in here and on Doc's diet plan we could fry him up for Christmas dinner. All we need is a side of mule deer with A "Lil' red" pepper. and and some cap'n2kca crunch and were all set for a feast:D

Sounds like a feast to me!!!
With a name like Skinny tho ...he might just be too skinny!! Gona hafta fatten him up!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D

[Darkwolf]

:D

[West]

Warning; eating Skinny may stunt your growth....

http://www.newts.org/~newtsweek/html/cannibalism_can_kill_you.html

And was Mark Twain a man beefer?

http://www.boondocksnet.com/twaintexts/cannibalism.html

Best,:D

[Beagler]

you should help your closest relatives instead of gobbling them down Who says??Does this mean I should spit back up the mailman I just had for lunch??Or only if he's related??

“Cannibalism may seem like a good way to make a living,” he says. “And yet it’s a behavior that in the animal kingdom is really rather rare.”

Tree Doc,Muledeer,Cap'n we are a rare breed.
This article just ruined my supper I'll never be able to eat a cousin or Aunt or Uncle the same way again.I guess I'll have to nab the paperboy and put him in the microwave for supper(I don't feel like cooking HIM after reading that article).

You know this thread has brought a whole new meaning to the words "FRY DADDY":D:D:D

ACK Think I will pass. . .

I hope they throw these guys UNDER a prison somewhere. Bunch of Sicko's.


GoodOlBoy (ERm I am NOT a kentucky fried redneck!)

[Darkwolf]

all just in good clean cannibal fun.

What do you call a cannibal's dinner in a bun?
-Frank.

What do you call a cannibal's dinner in a bowl?
-Stu.

What do you call a cannibal's dinner on the floor?
-RALPH!

(I am so very sorry, I can't seem to help myself...) :D

"Donner party, Table for twelve! sorry, ten?, no,.. eight?...."

Am uh family size man... :D
and that's the straight skinny.

I had been resisting joining this thread and now y'all went and forced me into it. :D



Allen

This thread will probably outlast the "Babe of the Day" thread at another site. Not that I look at that thread, just read the stats...

Allen

[Darkwolf]

"You didn't finish your meal. I don't really blame you, he was pretty tough....but then a good soldier should be."


Ravenous

You all are gettin me hungry......hope that pizza shows up soon......great way to get food to your door eh?? Order a pizza, and voila.....somebody shows up within 30 minutes or less!! Don't know what to do with all those pizza's tho...neighbours are starting to complain...

Need your help!! Doc's started a ManBeef thread under "Anything Goes" on anglerschat.com. Your presents is requested (required).
muledeer:o :o

I'm happy to see that this thread hasn't died, yet. No Osama burgers yet, but hope springs eternal. I'll let you know how they come out. We haven't been real busy where I am, we have a small number of aircraft, our guys have been getting some serious kills-I've seen the gun camera footage and it's pretty spectacular. The destructive force in a cluster bomb is pretty cool. Anyway, just wanted to check in with my friends at huntchat. I'll check in every so often. Take care

Mike

Mike,
Glad to hear your ok. Do you have plenty of warm socks and fresh undies? Oh wait, don't you guys go commando or something like that??? :D
Think you could convert some of that footage to a jpeg (or even an mpeg) so your buds at huntchat can get a look?

Allen

[Beagler]

Glad to hear all is well Tater.I was gonna use you in a christmas feist but I didn't want to track you down.I know what ya me cap'n those pizza delivery guys are the cheap way to eat fast food but what to do with those pizza's???You really oughta check out anglers chat cap'n doc is already starting the mayhem all over again:D Here I'll make it easy for you.


www.anglerschat.com (http://)

Here you go,better see you there:cool:

Beagler

There's nowhere to develop the film here, but when I send it home, I'll have my wife get the picture CD and email me a couple of them and I will put them on here for everyone. We built one especially for all my huntchat buddies, so I'll post the pic ASAP. I love getting paid to kill people and break their stuff and still keep my feet on the ground. I'll keep you all posted as much as I can.

Mike

Originally posted by tater
There's nowhere to develop the film here, but when I send it home, I'll have my wife get the picture CD and email me a couple of them and I will put them on here for everyone. We built one especially for all my huntchat buddies, so I'll post the pic ASAP.


I think we should all cough up a little bit of cash so we can send Tater a digicam. Our armed forces deserve the finest... :D

I love getting paid to kill people and break their stuff and still keep my feet on the ground. I'll keep you all posted as much as I can.

Mike

Now that's classic, I love it. :D

Allen

Hey tater.....can ya send soem taliban parts over here to me?? I want to have a Bar-B-Q and I promised some foriegn cuisine!!! 2 or 3 full gronw adults should do it!!

Good to hear from you!! Looking foreward to those pics. I'd send you some more jerky but I'll bet your address has changed. Maybe you could send us some Osama and we could make some smoked "bin lauden".:p
Stay in touch with us when you can.
muledeer

You better ship quick because cap'n needs his fix of Afghanny Fanny! :eek: He smokes the Cheeks over Mesquite.........you know, I'm sure you've heard of Mesquite Cheeks! ;)

Take care of yourself!

Captain, you're slipping;)
Check out the cooking thread. Might come up with some new recipes.
muledeer

Crap, I lost my recipe for Afganny Fanny......can I get it off of one of you again???

You really need to try to keep your cookbook in order! I'll see if I can find that recipe for you!

[West]

I tried to find that recipe for you but to no avail. But I did find a link of how to make human soap. I think its a true account as well.

"WARNING" do not open the following link if your screamish. No graphics just a sick allfull account of Germanys history.

http://www.nizkor.org/features/techniques-of-denial/appendix-5-03.html

Best,

BTW, I allso found some dog recipes but that would be going to far:D . I love my dogs, how could anyone eat them?.

...now that TATER is back!!! :D


Welcome home Tater, glad to see you're back and in one piece!!

A tip of the Fidora and a bite of the manBEEF Burger to ya!!! ;)

[b.a.338]

When I first saw this thread I have to admit I was a little worried about you all, but then I figured out you were talking about for food.

Somehow that shouldn't be better, but man am I relieved;)

Alfred Packer survived the blizzard because of this stratagy

always a time and place:D:D

b.a.

Meat is meat...and good eating is good eating!! Pass the steak!!

I'm looking for some "pigs in a blanket" to serve at a party next week. Anybody know where I can get some?

Thigh meat werks great for this ;)

Any suggestions for finger sandwiches? How about some Rocky Mountain Oysters?

Well you might try construction sites for the fingers. As far as Rocky Mt., oysters, check the ManBeef moderator, captain2k_ca to see what he has in the geezer freezer (Old goats). Hope this helps.:rolleyes:
muledeer

[Beagler]

You know...I cringe everytime I see Cap'n,Muledeer,or treedoc cause I know MANBEEF is coming:mad: Well I guess it keeps you off the street:D:D:D

I personally don't go for the "oyster" thing.....them is too precious to even consider edible!!

For fingers, muledeer is right, construction sites are an excellent source......but, if you want young tender meat, try the local high-school shop class!! YUMMY!!

Lightly bar-b-q'd, and a touch of "Frank's red-hot" and you have the perfect appetizer!!

[birddogger]

It has to be the most elaborate hoax website ever!!!

Hoax???

I'm afraid to even ask about Manbeef Jerky so I won't... :D

LOL!! Just use your favourite recipe......errrrr......just substitute the type of meat ;)

For best results smoke it over hickory first!! ;)

Believe I will try a little backstrap mairained in Italian Dressing cooked over a open flame in my back yard. Should raise the eyebrow of my neighbors.:D

Hoax? Then how come I don't have any neighbors left?:p
muledeer

:D Thanks for the idea Muledeer....Maybe my neighbors are next.:cool:

:D

We needed that!! :D

and this thread slips into the annals of Archive History... :D

Allen

[6.5s4ever]

Wow! Thats the most unappetizing website Ive ever seen. One question though, Who has the Kahunas to admit they have purchased meat or consumed it from this place .You aint got enough money honey! Pass the Ketchup please! Roy;)

I'll admit it. Tree Doc has. It all started because he wanted a ManBeef hat and t-shirt. He tried to order sloppy muledeer and taters, but tater and I had something to say about that. All I know is Doc's been seen wearing the hat and shirt and eating something that looked like jerkey and had finger nails. Yuk.
muledeer

...will be in transit to Sparks, NV shortly my friends........muledeer, when you try it, tell me if you can tell who it is...uh...er........was!!!! :eek:

Also, remember when you try it........if it tastes like Caca.........turn it over, your eatin' the wrong end! ;)

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

:D :D :D :D


I personally make sure to remove all fingernails of course :) They are just not the same as fresh!

It makes you think about that funny tasting meat you get from the Chinese resturants. Could be someone you know.:confused:

Makes me think twice about all the monkey-noodle soup I ate in Nam. We were supplied by the moutain folks, and I don't know if anyone ever asked exactly what kind of primate it came from.....

All I know is that one of the bits of jerky that muledeer gave me on my last visit to Reno had what looked like a corner of a tattoo on it. Hhmmmm. Of course, there were two dog bowls in his garage, and he only had one dog, so....

I had some soup or something with white meat in it from a street vendor in Saigon. Tasted pretty good from what I remember. Of course I drank alot of "33" beer that day. Funny thing was the Vietnamese mamma san had a leash tied around her wrist with nothing on the other end. Hmmm I wonder?:eek: :eek: :eek:
muledeer

What's all this talk about Nam? Some of you guys really must be old :rolleyes: :D:D:D
Manbeef?
I thought they served Fido du Jour over there???
LOL


Allen

Nah, Rocky and I aren't old. It's common knowledge that frequent consumption of ManBeef keeps u young and healthy (that ought to increase sales).
Hey Rocky, do you want to borrow my Univac to do your posting on huntchat??:D
muledeer

Sheeeeyit! I'm just glad to still be GETTING older after 'Nam!!

Believe me, when you're getting shot at every day, and you know that if you're shot down, you won't EVER go home, what you're eating is the last of your concerns! For the record, no FAC that was shot down and not rescued immediately was ever heard of again. They didn't like us much. That went both ways, but I'm NEVER telling those stories.

Hey mukledeer, if you still have that Univac, let's play with it next time I'm in Reno! Just waiting for it to do something oughta be worth a beer or two, huh? See ya in March and April (NRA)!

[West]

There you guys go again with talk about eating Spike and Fido, Grrr..... You just keep on walking when you all see my dogs :D And protected by Smith & Wesson(befor thay sold out) I'll add :) I'll eat my kids hamster first. Even after that it would be a toss up between my mother n law and Fido, YUK! :D.

Really, though remember Soylent Green and Logans run? Instead of Man Beef it might be "Soyent Beef" in shades of green, yellow and the all time favorite strawberry red, yum yum.

[Grizzledbastard]

I'm gonna pop this bubble right now.

paste this url into your browser to confirm it's a HOAX.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/weekly/aa072301a.htm


GB out!

And to think i was about to ordering some Meat from them, the taste of the normal Chicken & Beef was getting old. Guess ill have to eat the kids now;)

Say it ain't so. Manbeef Forever.

The report is a Hoax ! Ok so where's my order form. Need to get some more pickled knee caps. ManBeef lives on!:p
muledeer

MANbeef forever!!!!!!!!!!!

FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You ain't gonna stop nuthin' with that Urban Legends stuff....that's old news around here......you just keep on thinkin' "it ain't so".....just watch out next time you're are at a gun related event...if there are a couple of guys checkin' you out while they're lickin' their chops, WATCH OUT....it might be muledeer or Captain2k! :eek: I guess we'll know how Grissely you are if they catch up to you!!!! ;)

:D

What's round on the ends and high in the middle???? :confused:

Originally posted by Tree Doc
What's round on the ends and high in the middle???? :confused:


A croissant???


Allen

A left handed Smoke?:confused:

A hoax...My poor neighbors. We already cooked them.

I thought you would have known..............it's:




oHIo





:D

You got 1 on me there, i havent heard that 1. :p :p :p :p

Griz just typed it wrong. He meant urban leg end, sort of like a pickled pig's foot, but it ain't pig! :D

Was that "0-1 big FAC" about the urban leg end?:D :eek:
muledeeer

When you care enough to order the very best... :D
Right TreeDoc and Muledeer?

Absotively Posilutely Neighboreeno!!

Not only is it good for bar-b-q, but it makes the best JERKY!!!

Find a guy who is already a jerk, and you are half way there!!!

Making some jerky right now!!!!!!!!! HAHHAA that'll teach that guy down at the laundromat!!! Call me a liar will he.....

Seems tree doc is shipping me some jerky. I think it's from some lunatic that went Quackers! He said it's the posterior end. Kinda looks like a donut:eek: Maybe I'll post a picture of the Quacker Jerky.
muledeer

You know how those Californians are-they're all kooky.:cool:

EWE! EWE! EWE!

It's always about EWE!

:D

Allen

Saw something called "Manwitch" advertised on TV the other night. Gotta try some however not sure about the Man part of it.

Hey, Hey, Hey! Probably go good with a ManBeer!:D
muledeer

MANbeef?

:confused:

Gonna have a little Manbeef bacon with eggs this morning with an English muffin. Awe, manbeef.

Guys, I just received an email about this thread. The sender believes that this entire topic is gross, disgusting and not fit for our younger audience.

So, for the record, allow me to say right here that this whole topic is...tongue in cheek LOL!!

that's all it has really EVER been about.......Tongues and Cheeks! :D

But really.....because of this thread, I feel a great comraderie between participants especially now that we all met at a weekly dinner in Sparks, NV. We've been dining on.....I mean WITH muledeer. You might say he is "at one in all of us." :eek: I think this thread is most valuable! ;)

By the way, I've noticed Captain2beef hasn't been around....anybody have any leftovers? :confused:

Oh yeh...also, does anyone have instructions on how to get to next weeks dinner? It'll be at Mountain Home AFB in Idaho. Somebody said something about some good taters as a side dish.....
:confused:

At least I know now not answer my door for a while.

[007hunter]

That's nasty! I sure hope that's a joke.

EWE! EWE! EWE!
It always about EWE!

Allen

Guys, I had chinese food a few weeks ago, the pork fried rice tasted different, kinda like.... beef, manbeef. Anyone ever had chinese food that tasted like it? It is addicting, thought I saw on the box C A P T A I N 2 B E E F:D

Yah it's a good thing we're moving dinner this week. My wife is getting tired of picking up leaves and branches in our living room. Doc you wouldn't know where that cellose debri is coming from whould ya? Looking forward to eating at tater's. Maybe he'll serve up a green "brown bar" or an E-8 (cook the E-8 slowly, tough!). Sorry Rocky we have eaten the rest of my neighbor that you were so fond of (medium rare if I remember). Don' t worry though, I'll be restocking in time for the gun show.
muledeer

Hey it's only three weeks away! Is that enough time to marinate a whole one? Or are you gonna serve me a hole one?



(yeah, 007hunter, this whole thread's just a joke. Sure is fun, though!)

Joke, what joke?

Matt.

You'll get a whole one! I've never been able to grab a hole one. Nothing to marinate. Sort of "Essence of Nothing".:p
muledeer

Just gotta add my 2 cents too!!! And what is this talk about a joke?? I must have missed it....

I was away for a few days delivering some MANbeef to friend. Then we had a BBQ

MMM MMM GOOD!!

Where have you been?? You must have been on a ManBeef misson or something. The Moderator is back!! Your invited to tater's for dinner. OK, OK, I'm sure Mountain Home AFB will allow you to land the ManBeef piper. Watch out for Rocky's 0-2. He's still a FAC and looking for VC!! Hey tater, no VC in Mt Home? Right G.I.? You boocoo dinky dow!:D :D
muledeer

I could really go for some Vietnamese MANbeef now....really spice you up!!

Add garlic salt and onion powder to ground manbeef. One slab of toe cheese and you have a perfect cheese berger. Eat between buns and what a meal. Awe Manbeef.

I just received two Food Saver packages from Tree Doc. Some real dark strange looking slices of?? Anyhow it has a teriyaki flavor (sort of). I found one finger nail (or toe nail) and something that looked like part of a watch. Of course I spit that crap out (don't want to get sick). On one piece you can just barely make out the words (a tatoo I think) "Dalmer". Hey Doc could you decribe just what this stuff is that you sent me. I'm sure all of ManBeefdom would like to know.
muledeer

Not "what" , but "whom" is what you mean :D

So what or whom did you send me??
muledeer

Sorry muledeer, that is.....ummmm.....classified. Might be family or sumthin :D

Originally posted by muledeer
OK, OK, I'm sure Mountain Home AFB will allow you to land the ManBeef piper.

I thought it was ManBeef One? :D

Allen

The manBEEF shipment was comprised of Pismo Pedro, Arroyo Grande Andy, and some San Luis Suzy!! How'd it taste? :confused: :D

Actually...for the sake of the manBEEF "non-believers", the larger pieces were Mallard and Pintail, the medium sized were Gadwalls and Widgeon, and the smaller stuff was Green Wing Teal. All was marinated in a slurry similar to the recipe you sent me. A few of those pieces might have been some thicker pieces from a different batch with some terriyaki, that batch was almost like kippered beef. The amazing thing is it takes a lotta ducky to make a little jerky! It's different........but I like it better than eating the duck in the traditional way. Tell me what you think????

There......now that the non believers are at ease.....you have to remember one important thing about selecting manBEEF..........the best meat is in the RUMP!! :eek:


;)TD:D

And that (with any luck) signals the END!

[Poor Ol' BJ]

Guys, Guys, Guys,

Relax and read the fine print at the bottom of their page!!!! Our Governmental Agencies made them state that they are not really selling human flesh!!!!!!!!
And we all know how efficiently our Goverment operates, Right???

The ManBeef was excellent! Government disclaimer aside.
muledeer.

Is manbeef USDA approved? Must be, the government is involved. Awe, Manbeef. Wonder if we could chip manbeef serve it toast with gravey. Lif SOS or Sh** on a Shingle.

BTT

I think it's your turn to host the next ManBeef bar-b-q. I'll supply the ManBeer and we can watch the ManShow. How far is it to your nearest neighbor:eek: I mean grocery store? Rumor has it that the guy that hit your mail box is missing. Interesting, very interesting. Was he abducted? Is he hiding in the fir, fur, fer trees? ManBeefdom will be waiting for your response.
muledeer

[duckboy1]

Thats not right:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Originally posted by muledeer
I think it's your turn to host the next ManBeef bar-b-q. I'll supply the ManBeer and we can watch the ManShow. How far is it to your nearest neighbor:eek: I mean grocery store? Rumor has it that the guy that hit your mail box is missing. Interesting, very interesting. Was he abducted? Is he hiding in the fir, fur, fer trees? ManBeefdom will be waiting for your response.
muledeer

I graciously accept the honor of being selected to host the latest welcome wagon MB-BBQ. We've got some new folks in town we really should get to know...

As fer distance...
Two fir fur ewe I think... :rolleyes: :D

I'll try to come up with a menu in my spare time.
Lady fingers for ore derbs (well you know how it's really spelt...)

How about some rum roast..Meat Balls..Finger Sandwiches..Leg of Man.. See ya there. If you need any recipies check with muleders neighbors.

[red ox]

Forgive me,but after four months I fail to see the humor in this thread anymore.

[Snake_Eye]

Sorry. It's all my fault. I had no idea what I was unleashing.:p

Snake_Eye,
You've returned. We were beginning to wonder if something happened to you... :D

Allen

We've been worried about you. Thought maybe you might have been the "guest of honor" at a ManBeef bar-b-q:eek:
muledeer

He got away :(

...so how did you get out of the big black boiling kettle? :D

Glad to see you 'round! ;)

So who's hosting the next ManBeef Bar-B-Q?? Skinny are U or aren't U going to set a date? I mean some of us need airline tickets. Maybe Tree Doc will fly into Reno and give me a hop to Pa.
muledeer

I'll be driving a cattle car from Kalif to PA. HeHeHe...Glad to pick you all up. Skinny get the pot boiling.

[Mad Reloader]

All this talk of meat has made me hungry! Dang it!
Wish I had some jerky all of a sudden...rinds will have to do I guess...

LIVE FREE OR DIE!

(Unless you're in Shaba province, Zaire--then it's Free Range & Die!)

The Mad Reloader

BuckHunter, was that you out by the mailbox???
:D

Allen

Yep its me. I got "Ole Sparky" loaded back there with TD's generator and lookin for some fresh meat. By the way, where are all your neighbors and what is that pile of bones out back of your outhouse.

Sounds like you found the right house! Can you give the rest of us the address to save time. We can't be searching in everone's backyard lookin for bones.
muledeer

Captn 2k this Is your responsibility!
muledeer

Ya run out of bbq sauce? :D

Sorry, been stalking....errr....BUSY I mean.....



:D

the END of an era? The Mother Ship is GONE........www.manbeef.com site appears to be GONE!!:eek: Us manBEEFERS are now men without country...or...diners without dinners. I don't know what to do......cry or go on a diet or cry while on a diet :confused:

It's a sad time.......:(

TD

I got all the contacts I need :D :D :D

Capt

Is that contacts or corpes? Corpes are going for about 100G up here in the name of medical research. I suspect its Manbeefers!:eek:

[Seadog]

Y'all remind me of the old saying:
" Friends help you move,
real friends help you move the bodies!"

With this many entries, maybe there ought to be a "ManBEEF" forum, for recipes and such. Maybe do an analysis on the calories and colesterol of ManBEEF vs. beef and pork.
Is free-range ManBEEF better than city-bred ManBEEF?
Setup some hunting regulations.
:rolleyes:

Hunting Regs for MANbeef??????? That is as bad as saying gun control in a room full of NRA lifetime members!!! City dwellers don't taste as wild and gamey as mountain dwellers...

Surely Captain you wouldn't oppose reasonable and safe regulations on owning manbeef...

at the very least do it for the children... :D

[Mad Reloader]

As long as we're in this vein, here's a couple suggestions for those of you REALLY into this kind of Bad Craziness.

"Glagnar's Human RInds"--salty snack from the Futurama TV show (Munch a bunch a crunch of human!)

Classic tale of Horror (and ManBeef!)-- The Picture in the House, by H.P. Lovecraft.

For historians -- Anything about the Donner Party!

Film aficionados--Silence of the Lambs, of course (Fava beans?)

Bone Appetit!

Suggest a 5 day waiting period before Manbeef can be consumed.(Skinny Bill)

Suggest correct educational seminars be manditory on the correct, ethical, and safe way to prepare and store Manbeef.(Treedoc Law)

Broucher included in every package of Manbeef outlining in detail the correct way to eat Manbeef without offending any person within a five mile radius of where the Manbeef is being consumed.(captain2k_ca Bill)

A warning label should be included on every package of Manbeef sold stating that "Before consumption insure that all brouchures should be read and if you do not have one you can get them free from Manbeef central.(Muledeer Law)

[Skinny Shooter]

You should see the "new" and "improved: site.

Allen

Manbeef.com (www.manbeef.com)

I can't believe you guys keep resurrecting this thread. :D

[muledeer]

The Beef!! The ManBEEF;) We're stronger than before. We are back on schedule! Despite the delay ,consumption has not decreased. That's all for now.
muledeer

[Captn C]

I can't seem to access the site, is the addy still good?

Not that I would want to infect A/C with (which some one almost did:eek: ).:D :D

I wanted to show some buddies. I just can't seem to get it to load.

[TreeDoc]

You want to show some frrrrriends? Sounds to me like somebody needs to place another order! :eek: :D

A couple a few weeks ago I tried to access the site.......uh....er...some friends wanted to see it.....yeah, that's it....friends............anyway, it wouldn't come up. Just the other day it worked though......not that I wanted to know or anything....well....you know......


:D
TD

[Captn C]

TD.....ROTFLMAO

[muledeer]

Skinny went undercover as a vegen. Only the CEO and Board of Directors of ManBeef were in on this undercover plot. Unfortunately, Skinny had to be pulled from this mission. Seems the veggies wrecked havoc on his gigantus rectusamus. Dr. Dork, a proctologist and member of ManBeef, was able to bring relief to ManBeefer Skinny. Dr. Dork is still trying to remember where he left his rubber glove. Poor Skinny:(
muledeer

[Mad Reloader]

Gentlemen, ManBeefers, and all--
This thread is coming DANGEROUSLY close to dropping off!

Decided to post one to keep it alive, for the sake of Bad Craziness! :D

Anybody up for a thread about SeaChicken? The other other white meat? (Kehaar! Keharr!)

Mmmm, Jonathon Livingston Seagull!

Back to Mr. ManBeef! & the rest--

[FromBearCreek]

Can't let a near-immortal thread die just from lack of attention, eh?

:D

[Skinny Shooter]

Originally posted by muledeer
Skinny went undercover as a vegen. Only the CEO and Board of Directors of ManBeef were in on this undercover plot. Unfortunately, Skinny had to be pulled from this mission. Seems the veggies wrecked havoc on his gigantus rectusamus. Dr. Dork, a proctologist and member of ManBeef, was able to bring relief to ManBeefer Skinny. Dr. Dork is still trying to remember where he left his rubber glove. Poor Skinny:(
muledeer

How did I miss this one? :D

hehe, MD, you just have to brag, don't ya? :D:D:D

Allen

[captain2k_ca]

I just been working alot lately and have been busy :)

MANbeef will never die!

[Skinny Shooter]

MD, you should see what happens when I break wind... :D

[Seadog]

Don't recall anyone addressing the important topic of what to drink with ManBEEF. Red wine, white wine or Bud? We gotta know - Labor day is comin'! (Must be ready for the big cookout.)

[Rocky Raab]

That easy...just match the brew to the, um, "guest." Depending on the source of the meal, you might drink Bud, or Miller, or Busch. I doubt if you'd find a "guest of honor" named Cabernet or Chablis, though. Although Wild Rose is possible...

[captain2k_ca]

To tell the truth, almost anything goes well with MANbeef.....from your most expensive exquisite wines, to your cheapest redneck beer. Even grandpas "hooch" can be an acceptable alternative....and kool-aid for the kiddies!!