Okey doke, it's January 1 and the contest is officially over.

Lots of really funny lines there, folks. My grinner is plum tired.

Since there's no second place, I'll skip right to the winner...

The one that made me laugh aloud when I read it is...

Went to a stupid contest, and came in first... and third. by Denton.

(yes, I do know Denton, but that had no bearing on my choice. That line is just plain FUNNY!)

Thanks for participating, folks. I'll have a new contest posted soon.