West
 

Oh crap! I like them all! We'll need to take a vote. Let's wait for a little more imput first. We need a little Tree Doc imput. "Docs Diner"?
muledeer

[Edited by muledeer on 08-13-2001 at 07:11 PM]

Calling the ManBEEF Moderator, Tree Doctor!
 

Need help. Quick! Need franchise name. You call friends in Asia. Send manBEEF now for distribution. Homo Erectus K-bobs in great demand, also Neanderthal bugers have market. You talk to Asian friends, you ship big time!
muledeer

[Edited by muledeer on 08-19-2001 at 07:44 PM]

muledeer
 

You frikin cwazy, Cowboy! I stay away fwom Neandrathal Bugers. Nothin fwom the nose, you got it John Wayne? You want Homo Burgers, you go San Francisco Big Time! :D

Tree doc has spoken

:D :D :D :D :D :D

I think "Tree Doc Diner" Has a certain ring of appeal to it.
Kinda like Mcdonald's Or Wendy's.
Can't use Dave Thomas in any of the commercials tho....HE'S THE MAIN COURSE!!!!!!!

I not from Kalifornia anymore!
 

All Homo Erectus K-bobs ordered by u GI. Nevada not mess with this stuff. U order like good Doctor! No mess with ManBEEF! Asia big place. Have ManBEEF Mafia. Say no more, yes? Maybe you take short cut and go to San Francisco and obtain product?
muledeer

Man in the Box, Kentucky Fried Man, Home of the Big MAN Burger
 

Damn this is hilarious, i swear i turned blue from laughing. LOL Hey i have some advise, every good restraunt doesnt justs erve the main meal. How about we start things of with a tossed salad LOL (i donno if you older guys know what that means or not, the younger community does, its when you stick your tongue in someones back side YUCK!) and then after the dinner of tossed salad, tender inner thigh minion, and baked tater LOL, you have to serve dessert. i can think of nothing better than home made icecream, made with real mothers milk.

I'v got a pretty sick sense of humor, hope i didnt offend anyone.

Don't laugh too much, it could and has happend.

The documents refer to "eating people as an after-dinner snack ... barbecuing people’s livers ... banqueting on human meat." Several episodes of this are also recounted: "On May 14th, 1968, a group of 11, led by the Wei brothers captured a man named Chen Guorong and killed him with a big knife before cutting out his liver. They shared the human meat with 20 participants."

http://www.lewrockwell.com/orig/young1.html

Best,

West
 

The problem is that once the communists eat themselves there will always be one left. Look for the fat one.
muledeer

Uh oh!
 

I guess things Goawrong for Chen when Wei ate him?

:p

Jeez, I am getting hungry.......
Now where did my skinnin knife go?

Gonna make me some left arm flambe!!

But seriously its true in some parts of the world...look at the time my My Sloppy Joe is ready (Manwich of course) HEHEHE.

Yes things did goawrong for Chen. And it appears that Chen did infact go along Wei.
muledeer

You guys crack me up with this thread.....
 

But I did make an order for a friend of mine that, how would you say this.....practices an 'alternative lifestyle'. I sent him a gift box of what they call 'pucker steak'. I hope he enjoys it..... :D OL

So the other day I was gnawing on this fellers leg, when I says to him....."Whatcha been rollin in??"

:D :D :D :D

That should be 500 eh??? LOL!!!

Oh....I knew it!!
 

....and I stayed up late last night waiting for this big event, the big "500" Master Member!

O.K., I think you're supposed to run the Gauntlent now....you know, the beatings with the rubbers hoses, the shaving cream, swimming through the sluice of cold baked beans, etc. Then the spray of the high pressure fire hoses.......Oh wait....that was when we crossed the equator! Never mind! :D

So Cap'n, just what WAS that guy rollin' in? :confused:

Congratulations!

Rubber hoses??? Hmmmm........think that is too kinky for me LOL!!

I don't know what he was rollin in....but sure gave him a gamey taste!!!!!!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Doc
 

You experienced WOG day? Are you a Shellback?
muledeer

Oh you betcha!
 

The Loyal Order of the Shellback!

Anybody eat anything good lately??? :confused:

Sorry just had to bump this for tree doc hehehe :D

OL
 

Sorry OL but ManBEEF practices "Catch and Release" with Pucker Steaks :D .
muledeer

I think I'm gonna HURL!! :eek:

Hurl hell! Where do you think the soup comes from? :eek:
muledeer

ManBEEF does exist!!
 

ManBEEF Forever!!!!!!!!!!! :cool:
muledeer

Well, here it is......
 

...Post Number 500! I thought it best to place it here.

Question.........

How would all you manBEEFer's prefer to have your Bin Laden prepared?

Perhaps Well Done?
Maybe Scrambled?

:confused:

I'd order it but then let it get cold and go completely to waste!

That's what happens after a large ManBEEF meal I take a nasty bin Laden!!!!

Its back!
 

The one, the only, ManBeef
muledeer

Ya just had to do it...
 

....the BEEF lives.....and keeps going...and going....and going....:D

Nothing in the world like a good MANbeef dinner!! Except for a good MANbeef breakfast!

I'll have a Bin Laden and eggs please....Brown toast, eggs over easy, no hashbrowns.

captain
 

Your enthusiasm is overwelming!! I vote you as as the the new, the one and only manbeef moderator Of course Doc and tater will have to cast their votes. Any objections, please state! Otherwise we will be having an election shortly!
muledeer

Ya know muledeer...
 

...before tater goes, maybe we should do him a BIG favor and have him for dinner..............I mean.......err.......uhh........over for dinner. :D I just can't imagine a meal without tater(s)!


Oh yeh, I almost forgot! Cap's got my vote! ;)

Cap we have Doc's vote!
 

All we need is taters. ManBeef to tater, ManBeef to tater, come in, over.
muledeer

However...
 

...I make a motion to change Cap's title from MANbeef Informant to "MANbeef Connoiseur Extraordinaire"..........of course, simply because of his discriminating taste of fine wines, sauces, and thigh meat! :eek:

Well
 

Thigh meat?? I'm out of here>>>>>>muledeer

Thigh meat?? NAW....I am a BREAST man!!! :D :D :D :D :D
LOL

Oh! sorry Cap'n...
 

...I stand corrected! :D

Are we talkin HOOTERS?
 

We are not eating no hooters, boys! Thems made for ah, should I say, ah, huggen. No ManBeef member would ever treat hooters otherwise. If so, turn in your membership and walk backwards as you leave the room. Any objections and your're the main course. If you object, the moderator, captin2k_ca will tear you a new ManBeef A-hole.
muledeer

Just when I thought I was out, you pulled me back in. Don't eat me, yet, I want to have a little fun with old bin Laden over there first. I'll make sure and send you some freeze dried.

:D :D :D :D


Bin Laden and HP sauce!!

captain
 

Do U accept? You'll need to change your handle to ManBeef Moderator.
muledeer

Think the world is ready for me to be a MANbeef moderator???


Had the yummiest fried MANbeef for lunch today ;) Lightly breaded and deep fried yummy!!!