(Paraphrased)
"There are only two infinites I know of. The Universe, and Human stupidity.....And I'm not so sure of the first!" -Albert Einstein

-Tall Shadow :D


Page 3 Ownage!!!

take 5 seconds before you do something and say to youself years down the road will I be proud I did this.
Also the sick, lame and LAZY will allways be taken care of

"I knew that was going to happen" Usually stated after you have a train wreck at work and said by eveyone that was standing around to witness it who had nothing to do with the original plan but said nothing to stop it from happening.

they caught a case of lead poisening. Said by the retired police officers ( they owned the bar) after they shot 2 robbers in a bar in cleveland.

Another one...
 

Police officer to attempted armed robbery Victim: "Why did you shoot him 46 times?"

Attempted armed robbery victim: "I only brought 2 extra Mags."

:D

T.S.