Tree Doc
 

So what or whom did you send me??
muledeer

Sorry muledeer, that is.....ummmm.....classified. Might be family or sumthin :D

Re: captn
 

I thought it was ManBeef One? :D

Allen

You really wanna know???
 

The manBEEF shipment was comprised of Pismo Pedro, Arroyo Grande Andy, and some San Luis Suzy!! How'd it taste? :confused: :D

Actually...for the sake of the manBEEF "non-believers", the larger pieces were Mallard and Pintail, the medium sized were Gadwalls and Widgeon, and the smaller stuff was Green Wing Teal. All was marinated in a slurry similar to the recipe you sent me. A few of those pieces might have been some thicker pieces from a different batch with some terriyaki, that batch was almost like kippered beef. The amazing thing is it takes a lotta ducky to make a little jerky! It's different........but I like it better than eating the duck in the traditional way. Tell me what you think????

There......now that the non believers are at ease.....you have to remember one important thing about selecting manBEEF..........the best meat is in the RUMP!! :eek:


;)TD:D

And that (with any luck) signals the END!

Guys, Guys, Guys,

Relax and read the fine print at the bottom of their page!!!! Our Governmental Agencies made them state that they are not really selling human flesh!!!!!!!!
And we all know how efficiently our Goverment operates, Right???

Doc
 

The ManBeef was excellent! Government disclaimer aside.
muledeer.

Is manbeef USDA approved? Must be, the government is involved. Awe, Manbeef. Wonder if we could chip manbeef serve it toast with gravey. Lif SOS or Sh** on a Shingle.

BTT

Skinny
 

I think it's your turn to host the next ManBeef bar-b-q. I'll supply the ManBeer and we can watch the ManShow. How far is it to your nearest neighbor:eek: I mean grocery store? Rumor has it that the guy that hit your mail box is missing. Interesting, very interesting. Was he abducted? Is he hiding in the fir, fur, fer trees? ManBeefdom will be waiting for your response.
muledeer

Thats not right:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Re: Skinny
 

I graciously accept the honor of being selected to host the latest welcome wagon MB-BBQ. We've got some new folks in town we really should get to know...

As fer distance...
Two fir fur ewe I think... :rolleyes: :D

I'll try to come up with a menu in my spare time.
Lady fingers for ore derbs (well you know how it's really spelt...)

How about some rum roast..Meat Balls..Finger Sandwiches..Leg of Man.. See ya there. If you need any recipies check with muleders neighbors.

Forgive me,but after four months I fail to see the humor in this thread anymore.

Sorry. It's all my fault. I had no idea what I was unleashing.:p

Snake_Eye,
You've returned. We were beginning to wonder if something happened to you... :D

Allen

Snake_Eye
 

We've been worried about you. Thought maybe you might have been the "guest of honor" at a ManBeef bar-b-q:eek:
muledeer

He got away :(

Way to cheat death Snake Eye....
 

...so how did you get out of the big black boiling kettle? :D

Glad to see you 'round! ;)

Good to see things back to normal
 

So who's hosting the next ManBeef Bar-B-Q?? Skinny are U or aren't U going to set a date? I mean some of us need airline tickets. Maybe Tree Doc will fly into Reno and give me a hop to Pa.
muledeer

I'll be driving a cattle car from Kalif to PA. HeHeHe...Glad to pick you all up. Skinny get the pot boiling.

Guys....
 

All this talk of meat has made me hungry! Dang it!
Wish I had some jerky all of a sudden...rinds will have to do I guess...

LIVE FREE OR DIE!

(Unless you're in Shaba province, Zaire--then it's Free Range & Die!)

The Mad Reloader

BuckHunter, was that you out by the mailbox???
:D

Allen

Yep its me. I got "Ole Sparky" loaded back there with TD's generator and lookin for some fresh meat. By the way, where are all your neighbors and what is that pile of bones out back of your outhouse.

buckhunter
 

Sounds like you found the right house! Can you give the rest of us the address to save time. We can't be searching in everone's backyard lookin for bones.
muledeer

Yo
 

Captn 2k this Is your responsibility!
muledeer

Yeah..........whaz up?
 

Ya run out of bbq sauce? :D

Sorry, been stalking....errr....BUSY I mean.....



:D

Could this be.....
 

the END of an era? The Mother Ship is GONE........www.manbeef.com site appears to be GONE!!:eek: Us manBEEFERS are now men without country...or...diners without dinners. I don't know what to do......cry or go on a diet or cry while on a diet :confused:

It's a sad time.......:(

TD

I got all the contacts I need :D :D :D

Capt

Is that contacts or corpes? Corpes are going for about 100G up here in the name of medical research. I suspect its Manbeefers!:eek:

Y'all remind me of the old saying:
" Friends help you move,
real friends help you move the bodies!"

With this many entries, maybe there ought to be a "ManBEEF" forum, for recipes and such. Maybe do an analysis on the calories and colesterol of ManBEEF vs. beef and pork.
Is free-range ManBEEF better than city-bred ManBEEF?
Setup some hunting regulations.
:rolleyes:

Hunting Regs for MANbeef??????? That is as bad as saying gun control in a room full of NRA lifetime members!!! City dwellers don't taste as wild and gamey as mountain dwellers...

Surely Captain you wouldn't oppose reasonable and safe regulations on owning manbeef...

at the very least do it for the children... :D

Mmmmm! Beefy!
 

As long as we're in this vein, here's a couple suggestions for those of you REALLY into this kind of Bad Craziness.

"Glagnar's Human RInds"--salty snack from the Futurama TV show (Munch a bunch a crunch of human!)

Classic tale of Horror (and ManBeef!)-- The Picture in the House, by H.P. Lovecraft.

For historians -- Anything about the Donner Party!

Film aficionados--Silence of the Lambs, of course (Fava beans?)

Bone Appetit!

Suggest a 5 day waiting period before Manbeef can be consumed.(Skinny Bill)

Suggest correct educational seminars be manditory on the correct, ethical, and safe way to prepare and store Manbeef.(Treedoc Law)

Broucher included in every package of Manbeef outlining in detail the correct way to eat Manbeef without offending any person within a five mile radius of where the Manbeef is being consumed.(captain2k_ca Bill)

A warning label should be included on every package of Manbeef sold stating that "Before consumption insure that all brouchures should be read and if you do not have one you can get them free from Manbeef central.(Muledeer Law)

You should see the "new" and "improved: site.

Allen

Manbeef.com

I can't believe you guys keep resurrecting this thread. :D

Yes we're back!!!!!
 

The Beef!! The ManBEEF;) We're stronger than before. We are back on schedule! Despite the delay ,consumption has not decreased. That's all for now.
muledeer

Where's the beef?
 

I can't seem to access the site, is the addy still good?

Not that I would want to infect A/C with (which some one almost did:eek: ).:D :D

I wanted to show some buddies. I just can't seem to get it to load.

Yeah surrrre!
 

You want to show some frrrrriends? Sounds to me like somebody needs to place another order! :eek: :D

A couple a few weeks ago I tried to access the site.......uh....er...some friends wanted to see it.....yeah, that's it....friends............anyway, it wouldn't come up. Just the other day it worked though......not that I wanted to know or anything....well....you know......


:D
TD