Bump Bump:D :D

You do know there is a Manbeef outdoor Recipe Thread:D

Bumpity Bump!!!

:D :D :D

MANbeef rules!!!!

You guys have got to stop bumping this thread to the top... ;)

Achtung ManBeefers!
 

Thee Mad Reloader most graciously welcomes the "Provisional Manbeef Thread" to Outdoor Cooking.

CPT 2-k, a.k.a. "Mr. Manbeef" is accepted as head of the government-in-exile, I approve Muledeer a.k.a. "Lopeman" as XO.

Soon I will post a nice MANBEEF excerpt from the great H P Lovecraft--gonna be a long one, tho!

End Communication.

Just made some Manbeef Rolls to take out on a hunt, Boy they are good. Maybe MR will give us another good recipe ?;)

Oops!
 

Sorry Skinny I wasn't watching what I was doing and accidently BUMPED something:p Ate so much ManBeef followed by Coronas that I was bumping into everything:D
muledeer

As the person who raised the issue of moving the thread to Outdoor Cooking (which started out as a joke), I was surprised to see that things had heated up to the point where the thread itself is threatened with extinction. The Manbeef thread and its particularly tasty brand of humor is one of the main reasons I like this site. I love to laugh; This stuff is FUNNY , and if it isn't patently obvious that this is HUMOR, some people need to get a LIFE!!!!
I would like to share my feelings about censorship as well. IT'S JUST WRONG. I am not advocating Cannibalism, nor (as far as I can tell) are any of the other Manbeefers. By moving the thread, we can laugh about it in a "corner" where everybody isn't FORCED to listen, but can join in if they CHOOSE to. As mazter said, "if you don't like it, don't read it. Pretty simple."

The fact that the thread has been around so long and has such a high rating speaks most eloquently for itself.


Manbeef Forever!!!
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As MANbeef spokesman I feel the need to voice my opinion that MANbeef should be it own FORUM TOPIC!! :D :D

We need to have one of our artistically inclined members come up with a design for ManBEEF patches and decals - so we can know each other out in the "field". (Friends don't eat friends!) :p
Gag gift idea for the coming Holidays - SPAM cans with a ManBEEF label! :eek:
Maybe ManBEEF can get a PETA sponsorship - no animals harmed and no plants either! Win-win for everybody - except the entre.

As promised: H P Lovecraft's ManBeef Masterpiece!
 

(Story time for all us ManBeefers! Hope you've got some munchys!)

The following is an excerpt from the classic H P Lovecraft story, "The Picture in the House."

In it, a traveller (mayhaps an ancestor of Clarice Sparrow?) circa 1896 takes a shortcut through the backwoods of New England, and stumbles upon a lone, dilapidated house dating from the late 1600's--which he thought was abandoned until after entering and finding not just some worn-out furniture of the 1700's, but a circa 1590's tome on the Congo region of Darkest Africa...and a singular, dishevelled old hermit fixated upon that same book. The excerpt below starts at the point where the hermit explains his "favourite part" of Pigafetta's account of Senhor Lopex the Portuguese mariner:

"As I says, 'tis queer how pitchers sets you thinkin'. D'ye know, young Sir, I'm right set on this one here." (The old man points to the twelfth plate in the 16th Century tome, the one that showed the Anzique cannibal butcher shop) "Art'er I got this book off Eben I uster look at it a lot, especial when I heered Parson Clark rant o' Sundays in his big old powdered wig! Once't I tried su'thin funny---here, young Sir, don't get skeert---all I done was ter look at the picter afore I kilt the sheep for market---killin the sheep was kinder more fun arter looking at it---" The tone of the old man now sank very low, sometimes becoming so faint that his words were hardly audible. The traveller listened to the rain, and to the rattling of the bleared and dirty small-paned windows, and marked a rumbling of approaching thunder quite unusual for the season. Once a terriffic flash of lightning shook the frail house to its foundations, but the aged whisperer seemed not to notice it.
"Killin' sheep was kinder more fun---but d'ye know, 'twa'nt quite satisfyin'. Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye---As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swear ter Gawd thet picter begun to make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy---here, set still, what's ailing ye?---I didn't do nothin', only I wondered haow 'twud be if I did---They say meat makes blood an' flesh, an' gives ye new life, so I wondered ef 'twas more the same---"

---Thee Mad Reloader's not going to give away the ending of this classic tale of horror (and ManBeef!) You'll have to read it for yourself! :p

Currently available in: The Best Of H P Lovecraft, DelRey books

Per the lovely Smooth&Deadly--ManBeef humor!
 

Okay, Lovecraftiana might be a little too "high-falootin" {to quote the loveable & lovely Lilred} for everybody at HuntChat except perhaps Darkwolf {whom it creeped out totally} and S&D {who is just as much an HPL fiend as I am...or maybe just a fiend. LOL!}

Heard the following jokes this AM on FM 93 KDKB out of Phoenix, so here goes:

What's Janet Reno to Hannibal Lecter?

--A Manwich! :D

What are Hannibal Lecter's favorite ice cream flavors?

--Ben...and Jerry! :D

{Sound effect: Rimshot on the drums} :rolleyes:

'Nuff said. I'll take a can of MANbeef any day.

http://www.pottedmeatmuseum.com/meat...ongues_big.jpg

Yeah, I'd rather give into deliciousness the ManBeef way myself...

The ManBeef tounge's are good to. They make a great snack & are low in fat:D

Tried some MANbeef shish-ka-bobs tonight....mmm, mmm good!!!

Sorry this post was getting buried :D

Remember this hunting season - take an anti hunting! The guys at the lodge are gettin' hungry . . . :eek:

Hey, exactly when IS ManBeef season?

I know in Papua New Guinea it's 365 a year, but how about closer to home?

You fools refuse to let this damn foolishness die!AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

AH!! I detect a MANbeef "non-believer" We must turn him to the powers of MANbeef!!

Wasn't buried deep enough.
 

I put some of my western friends on to HuntChat. They found no humor in the manbeef thread and no longer visit. Not exactly what sponsors would want to hear.:(

Not intending to tick anyone off...
 

...but as of this minute there are 9084 Members registered at HuntChat. There are 13,531 Threads with a total of 100,215 posts! Anyone that would shy away from participating on this Board because of this little "manBEEF" thread is.......well, I'll say a bit "shallow" :( This started in fun a lonnnnnng time ago and continues in that manner. Hell, this thread has outlasted the original manBEEF web site that was the beginning of this whole thing! :eek:


Those that contribute to it, whether positively or negatively, fuel its existence.

Oh! Remember....the more pages in a thread, the more advertising space our sponsors get! ;)

Long live manBEEF! :D

Manbeef, whether it is considered in poor taste or not(ok it is bad taste but so what :D :D )Is just for fun, and if a person refuses to visit HC because of this one little joke then too bad for them. HC will survive without them because its members can look past this and see deeper into what HC truly stand for.......and if we get rid of this thread then it will also stand that the whole topic "Almost Anything Goes" Deserves to be buried as well.....as well as any other topic that "somebody" might consider offensive.

MANbeef forever!!! :D

Note to "sniperp1"
 

It's called Almost Anything Goes. Your post didn't pass my pretty broad rules, I'm afraid.

I'll overlook it -once- from a new member, but please keep it a little cleaner, OK?


Note to everyone else: It's in fun, OK? I don't think anyone ever cancelled their subscription to Life magazine because they sometimes ran a "missionary in a pot" cartoon. Same here!

I don't get it!? I'm sure I've read worse here but as usual, I've ben singled out!! How was what I said any worse than the subject itself?? I guess I should have said it differently..
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Extreme Q

I'll explain it offline, sniperp1. PM on the way.

Ya Ho" The Resurection"
 

Hungry, oh so hungry. We haven't had a BBQ in so long! What's up with that ManBeefers? Doc, Skinny, Captn'. etc., lets party! I've got some elk steaks, you bring the ManBeef and I'll host the New Years Party! Already have reservasions at the "Outback" Sign up NOW!!:cool:
muledeer

I continue to be amazed at how often this thread keeps getting bumped to the top of the list? :confused: :D

Yes Skinny, it is truly unusual how this topic always seems to find it's way to the top of the pile...

Let's join with PETA . . .
 

to help protect the African wildlife. After reading the post on the armed Conservationists trying to protect African animals from marauding poachers - it's time to make a change in the "bushmeat trade". MANBeef would be a natural - especially with the reputation of this part of the world. Hey, they want to get back to their roots? Divert that shipload of Yugo SKS's being held by the Italians (we American collectors won't miss three shipping containers!) to arm the militia, ship in some ammo from the 'Stan - they are all set! They'll need a shipload of Kingsford's best, too. We'll have Hormel setup a processing plant, as part of the Economic Aid plan. Put an end to the famine, create jobs, protect the animals - a win-win situation! :p


(Oh, yeah - BUMP!)

Great idea Seadog!!!


Umm.....Bumpity BUMP :D :D

ROAD TRIP!
 

Cool!

Think the ManBeef crowd needs to do a junket.

Except--where do we go?

Papua New Guinea & party down with the Jaule tribe?

Or Zaire/Africa & help out them African ManBeefers?

OOPS!! Hit the wrong button!

Hmmm......kind of slow in here...

Hello???

Anybody for a bbq???

Roasted rumps....

Smooth&Deadly the ManBeef girl went to visit her family in Kalifornia this weekend, so it looks like just the 2 of us so far with "hankerings for victuals one can't neither raise nor buy" :D

Wait, I think Muledeer--best known to us ManBeefers as "Lopeman"--he's around here somewhere...

Anybody else up for some ManBeef BBQ?

Got my bottle of Smoky Mesquite Ketchup - I'm ready! :p

Who's got the Kingsford? ;)

Is it my turn to bump this back to the top???

:D

Attention! Major BBQ coming up
 

Yep big time BBQ soon. Bring your knives and forks and be the first one on your block to bring an Iraqi home in a box ala "Country Joe and the Fish".:D
muledeer

Middle Eastern ManBeef Kabobs....mmmm! :p

And here I was getting all ready to have North Korean ManBeef Teriyaki---:rolleyes:

North Korean "Bul Kogi" :D

Precisely, Jojo!

But first, Iraqi ManBeef Shawirma---:D

ManBeef Motto for these troubled times: "America's Enemies--Our Future Entrees!"