Non-political memorable quotes
 

I'll get this one started. My idea is quotes that deal with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, WITHOUT being political.

"Only a rank degenerate would drive 1,500 miles across Texas without eating a chicken-fried steak." —Larry McMurtry

GoodOlBoy

Don't know if it's 'memorable', but I like my signature line....

"If your dog thinks that you're the greatest, don't go seeking a second opinion!"

Saw that down at the bird dog museum in Grand Junction, TN...

If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his a$$ every time he jumped.

My dad's favorite. Have no idea where it came from. Usually said after about 15 if's from me and my brother.

One that I use on a regular basis at work:

"You can't fix stupid".

"We were riding the gravy train on biscuit wheels around here until you came along!" - From the movie Ghost Rider

GoodOlBoy

A bi-artisan quote from Will Rogers, " Congress never makes a law to which it is subject!"

Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”

Nancy Astor (Lady Astor): “Sir, if you were my husband, I would put poision in your tea.”
Churchill: “If I were your husband I would drink it.”

One of my favorite half Americans.....
Best,
Ed

"You can wish in one hand and crap in the other, and see which gets filled first."

Burgess Meredith, one of the Grumpy Old Men movies (forget which).

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity! ~~ Lazarus Long

Not sure where it came from,but the old adage " intelligence is a constant,the population just increases " seems appropriate in the light of what is going on in the world.

jplonghunter

Asked why he carried a 45......."they don't make a 46" Juaquine Jackson......TR
"I'm kinda superstious bout that guy" Gene Graves...TR
Dan

Oy Vey
 

And how many people know who Lazarus Long is??

Now The difficulties are metastatic, Charles..colloquial translation meaning Things are tough all over, Charlie!

And i do know who Lazarus Long is..:)

Those who can't remember the past are doomed to repeat it.
When you find yourself in a hole, quit diggin'.
The older I get, the smarter my parents get.
Never criticize a farmer or rancher with a full mouth.

I always say "why don't you crap in one hand and want in the other and see which one fills up first" My troops and my sons hate hearing that.

My other favorite..."Hey y'all, watch this":D

I've always heard it as "Hey y'all....hold my beer and watch this!":D