Crockodile
 

One day a little lizard seen a koala bear sitting in a tree and asked what he was doing. The koala bear invited him up into the tree to share a joint. While there for a little while, the lizard said he was thrusty and had to get a drink. He leaned a little too far at the river and fell in. A crockodile seen him fall in and swam over but helped him back on shore and asked what he was doing. After hearing about the koala bear in the tree, the crockodile said he had to see this for himself so found the tree, looked up at the koala bear an said ' HEY'.......the bear looked back down at him and said....'faaaaaarrrrrrrk dude, how much water did you drink?'