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a border potrol officer was walking around on an average evning when he seee an young mexican riding a bike with 2 large bags on his sholders,tring to cross the border,so he runs up to him and stops him and say [whats in the bag], the mexican says,[sand senoir] so the cop looks in the bag and its sand,so he lets him pass,the next night the same thing happens, the mexican is riding a bike with 2 bags tring to cross the border,so the same thing hapeens like the night before, this goes on for 3 years, then one day,the mexican's not there,so he goes into texas and sees the mexican drinkin a beer, he walks up to him and says ,[really, just what were you smugling] the mexican laughs and says[ bicycles]