Lawyer # 2
 

Little Joe and Hoss were standing on a street outside a saloon in Virginia City, when a hounddog comes around the corner , coughing and slobbering, then plops down in the dust and starts to lick his A@*,

"Look Hoss, whats wrong with that dog ?"

Sheriff Coffee, coming around the corner overhears Little Joe and says" You Boys run along, that dog just bit a lawyer, and he's trying to get the taste out of his mouth !"

aint it the truth