Living Wills
 

While I was watching the TV one weekend, my wife and
I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for
living wills.

During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some
machine and taking fluids from a bottle.

She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my
beer.

Good one! :D

Better be careful about how and when you phrase things... LOL!

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