End of the Year Contest
 

Well, the board's been a tad slow. Maybe everybody's doing Holiday stuff, maybe some are a bit leery of all the new spamembers we've been getting. Whatever...

Here's a little contest to get a little interest going. There will be one prize, awarded by the only judge (me) for the funniest and hopefully original line. Prize is one copy of the Computer game "Varmint Hunter," new and unopened.

For your entry, come up with a line to describe somebody who isn't all there, as in:

She's a brick shy of a truckload.

That boy's a chicken leg short of a picnic.

You get the idea (unless you are a slice of bread shy of a sandwich!)

Contest ends with the last post on Dec 31st.

Hmmmm....

Several years ago, I was working at a small company, and one of the employees was a young lady, very large chested, with the IQ of glue. One day, in front of the owner's wife and myself, she terribly mishandled a customer situation. Boss's wife looked at me, shook her head, and said...

"It's a pity that just a little more of that couldn't have come out as brains."

How about "A couple of fries short of a Happy Meal" !!!!!!

His elevator goes all the way to the top, but nobody gets off...:p

What yote said made me think of McDonalds
 

Y'all know about McD's...You know, " where you can wait for 20 minutes to get "fast" almost edible food??"

People in the construction trades would say "half a bubble out of plumb."

How about 'A couple Bits short of a Byte'

His enchalada ain't wrapped tight.
Dan

Good Lord I got a ton of these...
Ya'll done probaly heard most of em already...here's one you might not have heard....
He got about as much sense as a ridgerunner runnin shine in New York City in a flatbed pickup truck.
:D

The porch light is on but whether or not anybody is home is questionable.
I've always liked that one

Sorry to say the guys all shell casing, no bullet or the powder to push it!

Man, he's full of crap up to his eyebrows and the rest is toilet paper.

Electricians might say, "He's 180 degrees out of phase."

Aviators know of people whose "Maximum airspeed and stalling speed are the same."

It's an oldy but goody and I find myself using it to describe more folks than I care to; :rolleyes:

"They're not the sharpest tool in the shed."