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No Summa cum laude crook
Here's a guy who'll never flash a Mensa card as an ID.....
HARTSELLE, Ala., Jan. 12, 2007 (AP) A Harstselle man who allegedly stole $300 from his grandfather's wallet has been charged with armed robbery, authorities said. Daniel Ray Brown, 22, remained in Morgan County Jail on $10,000 bond in connection to the robbery of Walter Ray Brown, 72, about 1:30 p.m. Tuesday. Detective Kyle Wilson said Daniel Brown donned a ski mask and jacket, armed himself with a handle from a hydraulic floor jack and made the 10-foot hike to his grandfather's home next door. "There's a woman that lives there with his grandpa," Wilson said. "He said, 'Sit down, Bernice.' Then he goes to his grandpa's room and he says, 'This is a robbery, I need your money, and I mean it, Pa-Paw.'" Wilson said Walter Brown was lying in bed, so his grandson grabbed his pants off a chair and took his wallet. "He got out to the kitchen, which is in the next room, and his Pa-Paw tackled him. There was a scuffle, and he hit his Pa-Paw in the head with the handle," Wilson said. While Walter Brown picked up the phone to call 911, Daniel Brown went back to his own home, leaving a trail _ the pants, billfold, $5 and the handle _ between the two houses, officials said. Daniel Brown denied he was the man behind the mask. The cash reported stolen had not been recovered Wednesday. |
That's too funny! 10 foot hike!?!?!?! Pa-Paw!?!?!?!?
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Is this a joke? Can people really be this stupid?
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Prolly voted Democrat, too....
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