Got this in an e-mail
 

GUN OWNERS OF AMERICA
We don't compromise. You shouldn't either

If guns kill people, then.........

-pencils miss spel words.
-cars make people drive drunk
-spoons made Rosie O'Donnell fat.

muledeer

That is pretty good. I'll have to try and remember it so I can apply it at a later date.

thats pretty cool

or my own favorites:

Flies cause garbage

Matches cause wildfires