Something to think about
 

THE JOB - URINE TEST
(Whoever wrote this one deserves a HUGE pat on the back!),

Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I
pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In
order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test
with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the
distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test.
Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I
have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no
problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other
hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their rump-
--,doing drugs, while I work. . . .
Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to
pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?

I guess we could title that program, 'Urine or You're Out'.:D