There you guys go again with talk about eating Spike and Fido, Grrr..... You just keep on walking when you all see my dogs

And protected by Smith & Wesson(befor thay sold out) I'll add

I'll eat my kids hamster first. Even after that it would be a toss up between my mother n law and Fido, YUK!

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Really, though remember Soylent Green and Logans run? Instead of Man Beef it might be "Soyent Beef" in shades of green, yellow and the all time favorite strawberry red, yum yum.