Okay, Lovecraftiana might be a little too "high-falootin" {to quote the loveable & lovely Lilred} for everybody at HuntChat except perhaps Darkwolf {whom it creeped out totally} and S&D {who is just as much an HPL fiend as I am...or maybe just a fiend. LOL!}
Heard the following jokes this AM on FM 93 KDKB out of Phoenix, so here goes:
What's Janet Reno to Hannibal Lecter?
--A Manwich!
What are Hannibal Lecter's favorite ice cream flavors?
--Ben...and Jerry!
{Sound effect: Rimshot on the drums}
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