[Jonesy]

A few years ago I stopped by my Sisters house to visit her. As I pulled up to her house, I found my nephew, who was about ten at the time, out front with a couple of his buddies. The boys were throwing a golfball at the sidewalk and seeing how high it would bounce. My nephew, trying to impress his friends, asked me to throw the golfball as hard as I could to see how high it would go. So I wanted to make it really good. I took the golfball, took a couple stutter steps, jumped up in the air and whipped the golfball as hard as I could as I came down. The golfball hit a chunk of gravel on the sidewalk, came back at mach 5 and drilled me in the sack. What happened next is kind of a blur, so stick with me. I hit the sidewalk groaning in pain, laying on my side and rocking in the fetal position. As the boys looked on in amazement, my nephew said, "Jesus Uncle Troy what did you do that for?", as if I did it on purpose. I was sore for 3 or 4 days!