Recently at lunch, I was reminiscing about ManBeef.com and was surprised that nobody know what I was talking about. Manbeef.com was the best choice for quality human meats, and gourmet human meat products. It's really too bad the FDA shut them down. Anyway, I found the archive for the web site and selected the following "juicy" quotes from its various pages for your "consumption". They pretty well convey the "flavor" of the site (the last one's my favorite).
"For the last 19 years ManBeef has been the worlds leading human meat distributor. We have established a reputation for having only the highest quality human meat products and dedicated customer service representatives. "
"Every cut of human meat we sell has been selected for its superb quality and flawless texture. "
"Below you will find hundreds of human meat recipes that have been submitted by our satisfied customers "
"Human flesh does not keep its high quality long in the freezer because changes in flavor and texture occur. "
"For juicy manburgers, remember these easy pointers. Avoid overmixing ground human meat because excessive handling can make it tough. "
"We will not process any human meat from a carcass that has any communicable disease, damaged meat, or decay. "
"If you have been convicted of illegal cannibalism (The killing and eating of a human) we will be unable to provide any services to you. We support the consumption of human flesh, but under no circumstances do we support the killing of a human to provide meat. All meat sold on ManBeef.com was obtained legally. To find out more about how we obtain our meat, go to our processing page. "
"Because humans are not kept in controlled environments, their health and diet can not be maintained for the purpose of slaughter. "
"As the body is separated into individual cuts of meat, we carefully examine every cut. If one cut is determined undesirable (meat is too stringy or the meat quality does not meet our standards) no cut of meat will be used from that body. "
"We recycle."
Are you creeped out yet? To get the full effect, follow this link to the "processing" page. Most of the photos do not appear to be archived, but my favorite one is still there. It may take several minutes to load, so you may want to put the browser in the background and come back to it later. Do wait for the pictures to load!
http://web.archive.org/web/200103310...rocessing.html
Bon Appetit!