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Old 12-16-2004, 06:50 PM
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MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - A Mexican man killed his lover in a drunken, drugged fight then cooked the man's body in tomato and onion sauce and ate it over three days.
Silly Mexican, he should know better...queers taste better when sautéed in either a Chipotle or Adobo Sauce.

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"He was preparing stews. There was a grill where he was cooking part of the heart and bits he had cut off the body. It was terrible, terrible,"
Of course it was "terrible, terrible" one should never grill such a delicate cut!

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The pair had sex and afterward a fight broke out during which he killed the man with blows to the head, police said.
Apparently his mother never told him not to have sex with his food!

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