[denton]

A few months ago, a trade organization asked me to come speak at their annual meeting, on the topic of Six Sigma, which is what our company provides.

The meeting is in the Bahamas, and I'm leaving in the morning... just Friday to get there, Saturday to play, give my spiel on Sunday, and catch a plane home that afternoon.

The fee was enough to cover a ticket for my wife, so she's going too.

Now here's the part I don't understand. We're there for two days only. Most people only wear one set of clothes, or maybe two, in a day.

Why did my wife need six new outfits for this trip?