I'd like to thank everyone for your input. That was sent to me by my mother-in-law. She got it from one of her sisters. (Thank God my wife doesn't follow the same line of thinking.) I have soundly put them in their place and haven't heard from either one since. I really don't think I'll miss them very much, and I know they'll be back sooner or later. I'll just enjoy the reprieve for now.
Now that I think about what I just said, if my wife would follow that line of thinking she wouldn't be my wife in the first place. I'll have to make sure to tell my kids how lucky they really are.