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Little girl walks into a pet store. She looks at the clerk and says, "I want to buy a rabbit." The clerk says, "Do you want a furry brown rabbit or a furry white rabbit?" The little girls says, "I don't care, my python don't give a thit."
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I cried because I had no shoes, till I met a man who had no feet....so I asked him, "Can I have your shoes? You aren't using them."
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." --Mark Twain
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