[Valigator]

A HUNTER'S STORY

Saturday morning a deer hunter gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch

made, puts on his long johns, grabs the gun and goes to the garage to warm up

his truck and head down to his favorite hunting area. He backs his truck out

of the garage and discovers the rain is really pouring down. It is like a

torrential downpour. There is also some snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind

is blowing 50 MPH. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the

weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so minutes

later, he puts his truck in the garage, quietly

undresses and slips back into bed. There he cuddles up to his wife's back,

now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is

really terrible." To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid dumb

husband is out hunting in that crap?"