LMAO! See Cap'n, yesterday you didn't have a job, a paycheck, or an idea when you would. Today you got more work then you'll have time for!
Glad to hear they'll keep you busy. After reading your initial post I reflected on what I would do as a business owner wanting to help my employees. What you're doing is exactly what I was thinking.
On another note, you know how lacking I am in the "serious" department. Do you think maybe you guys now qualify for the Guinness Book of Record's "World's Largest French Fry Cookoff"???

What the hell did that smell like?
I'm bracing myself for the elevated prices of French Fries now, dammit...I knew I shouldn't have sold short on those French Fry Futures. This is definitely worse than crude oil or gasoline.