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Punishment
A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.
As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.
'That's unfair!' he cried. 'I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman.'
'Shut up,' barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork.
'Who are you to question that woman's punishment?'
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Bird Dogs and Hunting
If you're betting against God, you better be right.
"When a dog dies they take a piece of your heart but leaves you a piece of his, and humans always make out in that deal. " Mark Twain.
Larry Miller
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