[BILLY D.]

HEY NULLE

TODAY IS SATURDAY AND I HAD A BRAIN %$#@ ABOUT WHAT I USED TO LISTEN TO ON SATURDAYS.

EVER HEAR "LET'S PRETEND". BROUGHT TO YOU BY CREAM OF WHEAT, CREAM OF WHEAT IS SO GOOD TO EAT WE HAVE IT EVERYDAY.

LETS PRETEND WAS FOLLOWED BY THE SMILING ED MCCONELL SHOW WITH FROGGY THE GREMLIN. PLUNK YOUR MAGIC TWANGER FROGGY. AND FROGGY WOULD MYSTICALLY APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE AND SAY "HI YA KIDS HI YA, IT'S ME FROGGY THE GREMLIN". NEVER DID FIND OUT WHERE IT WAS HE APPEARED FROM. BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUSTER BROWN SHOES. REMEMBER BUSTER BROWN AND HIS DOG TIDE. WHEN YOU BOUGHT A PAIR OF BUSTER BROWN SHOES THERE WAS A LITTLE TRANSFER OF BUSTER BROWN AND TIDE IN THE HEEL EVERY SHOE.

THOSE SHOWS WERE FOLLOWED BY THE NATIONAL FARM AND HOME HOUR FROW CHICAGO. EVERY WEEK THE ANNOUNCER WOULD START WITH THE SAME SPIEL, "IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN CHICAGO". THEN YOU PICK UP THE NEWPAPER THE NEXT DAY AND FIND OUT THE WIND WAS BLOWING 40 MPH AND SNOW WAS THICKER THAN FLEAS ON A DOGS BACK AND IT WAS 5 DEGREES IN CHICAGO THE DAY BEFORE. BEAUTIFUL DAY? I NEVER TRUSTED ANNOUNCERS AFTER THAT. LOL

WELL, I'M OFF. GEEEEZ BILL WE ALREADY KNEW THAT. I'LL SEE IF I CAN COME UP WITH ANY MORE OLD STUFF.