Magmum P.I is cool, but I draw the line with wearing a fanny pack!!!  
Wearing vests or a fanny pack screames IM PACKING!!!, or it might scream something worse

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Durring a 80f day awhile ago "Thunderwear" came to mind. I duno if I want all that extra "packaging" during a 98F+ day, if you catch my drift.