Lilred, Icequeen, Valigator, and all:
Daisy Dukes, and their Austro-Tyrolean counterpart (YES they have something like that in the "Old Country" Check this eBay listing-->)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...59810&tc=photo
are best worn by someone with, well, not TOO much "junk in the trunk" None of this 40#/20 kilogrammes of chewed bubblegum, thank you very much! Likewise goes for the preferred dress style of Former Yugoslavian "Turbo Folk" pop divas,
The RUSSIAN MINISKIRT! I'll find a pic & post if anyone's curious.
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