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In Kiddiegarter my daughter was asked how many seasons there were. She said "Five".
The teacher asked her what they were and she replied "Spring, Summer, Winter, Fall and Hunting".
You can tell which kids are raised on venison.
This is the same kid that told my wife she hated rules when she was about 2 years old. (She was an early talker.) She said,
"Rules are like a rolling pin. They just squish me flat!"
At 5 years old she disappeared after an argument with her mother. We found her walking up and down the road next to our rural property with a sign hang from her neck by a string.
"KID FOR SALE"
She's 15 now and pretty cool.
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Blktail
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