No, no, no...
ya'll are puttin a stereotype on them there gays..just cause they'll ride both sides of the fence dont mean they can decorate a house w/ the gawdy stuff like polka-dot curtains and all.
You aint gotta be gay to keep up w/ the latest fashion trend..like nary a curtain at all...leavin the seat up on the toilet...and doin other such manly things.
Oh wait..I said man..dear God I have offended they gay men..I mean...gay...um...well hellfire...gays its..that's better..we'll call em "its"..
