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You're killin' me, Man!
Drinkin' Pepsi and pizzing himself? Wow, I know some "50 something" year olds that are gonna really be pizzed to find out that's all it took to stay out of 'Nam! I bet Rocky knows a few too. Does Pepsi know of this miracle drug cuz it's a new one on me?
Cheated on former wives? Hmmmm....not that I condone that but judging from Ted's Rock n' Roll past I'd think that was par for the course. I don't know that much about his intimate personal life and I doubt many do.
Polynesian girl? Wow....where did you get that and the other info from? I kind of sounds like the stuff I read while at the checkstand at Wally World!
BTW, I don't think Ted needs my defense but I thought I'd ask anyway.